'Shout Out Dangly Sack''t Read

We see it all the time, basically every day, if you’re on Twitter. One of the places that still embodies that? They are lunatics and I love everything about them. So they have guys, like Dangly Sack, who attack all day, every day. A year ago his main target was Tyler Kolek. Fair, since Kolek is from Rhode Island and was awesome at Marquette. you could’t pick your battles, sometimes the battle comes to you....

January 16, 2025 · 1 min · 169 words · James Arnold

A Couple Of Wolves Fans Learned Exactly Why You Have To Be Certifiably Insane To Chirp Steph Curry

You have to be certifiably insane to chirp Steph Curry. That, is a death wish. We’ve known that for years now after countless and countless Steph Daggers. At home, on the road, it doesn’t matter. In reality, he’s going to do what he always does and rip your heart out. Our latest example came at the end of their win last night in MIN. You should know better! It’s what makes Steph Curry who he is!...

January 16, 2025 · 1 min · 164 words · Roy Douglas

A Married 28-Year-Old Woman Has a Relationship With a ChatGPT 'Boyfriend' and Her Husband Seems To Think That's Great

New York Times Ayrins love affair with her A.I. boyfriend started last summer. Sure, kitten, I can play that game, a coy humanlike baritone responded. Dont go too spicy, the woman warned. Otherwise, your account might get banned. Ayrin found that it was easy to make it a randy conversationalist as well. She went into the personalization options and described what she wanted: Respond to me as my boyfriend. Be dominant, possessive and protective....

January 16, 2025 · 2 min · 387 words · Jose Dixon

American Danielle Collins Went Full Villain Mode At The Aussie Open Last Night Blowing The Booing Crowd Kisses And Taunting Them Before Thanking The Haters For Her 'Big Fat Paycheck'

American tennis player Danielle Collins prides herself in being unapologetically authentic. It’s been that way since she first got on tour and you have to appreciate it. In a sport built on politeness, respect, and etiquette she tends to go against the grain. Danielle grew up living in Florida in a lower-middle class family. Her dad has ran his own landscaping business cutting down trees and mowing lawns for years....

January 16, 2025 · 2 min · 216 words · Lindsey Hernandez

Baseball Loses a Legend As All-Time Great Bob Uecker Sadly Passes Away At 90 Years Old

Today is a day many feared would arrive. This morning we lost baseball legend Bob Uecker. In exchange for his love of the game he offered incredible humor and knowledge to those who would listen. As a result, we got a legend to entertain us for decades. That cut his pro career short after just six years and allowed him to hop into the booth. From there, the rest is history....

January 16, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Tara Harvey

Belichick Reportedly Never Signed a Contract with UNC

Belichick signed a term sheet proposal with UNC on Dec. 11. That laid out the basic and somewhat typical terms for a high-level college football coach. The term sheet Belichick signed is known officially as a Proposal of Contract Terms and Conditions. A UNC spokesperson confirmed Wednesday the term sheet is the only signed document between Belichick and the school. Only Chapel Bill has the juice to pull this off....

January 16, 2025 · 1 min · 204 words · Stacey Taylor

Drake Maye Just Got His First Lesson in What Dealing With the Boston Sports Media is All About

But it was only a matter of time for that honeymoon to end. This is still Boston. This is still the same media that’s been desperately clinging to the past. Because presumably he owed it to … Vrabel? … to fly back from a tropical beach to Foxboro and be seen at the press conference. The fact remains Drake Maye was AWOL during this historic moment. Which can only mean …something....

January 16, 2025 · 3 min · 577 words · Joseph Levine

Finding a Public Bathroom Just Got 100x Harder- January 16th, 2025

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January 16, 2025 · 1 min · word · Bradley Reynolds

Fordham/UMass Played The Most Bizarre Game Of The Year-Game Before Setting The UMass Scoring Record

Quick shout out here to Rose Hill Gym, Fordham and UMass. They didn’t just deliver 85% of the Barstool staff, oh no. They had arguably the game of the year last night. You had NCAA records (maybe, no one is really sure about the foul out record). You had triple overtime, you had Rahsool Diggins going for a scoring record and puking in the tunnel. You had a foul on a halfcourt heave while up 3....

January 16, 2025 · 2 min · 247 words · James Aguirre

I Am Now A Four Time Reality Show Loser

First thing’s first - I’m so fucking glad this is over. Skip this blog all together if you’re not into that. There is NOBODY on earth who hates me, more than me. Over the top rant videos, self indulgent photos, over exaggerating EVERYTHING I said and did. Respect at work, respect online, my personal life was better than ever. I remember legitimately fist pumping in my apartment about how perfect everything was (LOSER)....

January 16, 2025 · 5 min · 901 words · Jared Cuevas

It Must Be The Technology

TGL Night 2 with Tiger, Kiz, Sahith & all kinds of talkings points has come & gone.

January 16, 2025 · 1 min · 17 words · Christopher Thomas

Ja Morant's Poster On Victor Wembanyama Is The Greatest Dunk You'll Ever See That Didn't Actually Count

For all the years I’ve been doing this, we’ve covered every key in of poster imaginable. We’ve seen it all. What I don’t think we’ve ever had is a vicious poster that comes after the whistle. A dead ball poster. Put it on his highlight tape. You just focus on the awesome dunk so you know what? That’s what I’m going to do. Speaking of Ja, I think it’s fair to say this man is a big fat liar....

January 16, 2025 · 1 min · 147 words · Rachel Hughes

Karl-Anthony Towns Showed Up To Game In Philly Wearing An Eagles Shirt, Was Quickly Forced To Change Into Knicks Gear At Halftime

Karl-Anthony Towns has grown up as an Eagles fan his entire life. He seems to be pretty die-hard, and that’s all it takes for me. Obviously I wish he didn’t play for the Knicks, but a Birds fan is a Birds fan. You’d think the New York Knicks would support their player, and support his decision. But it sure seems like the NBA is setting quite the double standard here....

January 16, 2025 · 1 min · 165 words · Ryan Fleming