Sometimes You're the Joker and Sometimes the Joke's on You...

Once they got involved, they had a habit of blowing things up and placing blame on the teacher. They loved suspending teachers without pay and putting permanent notes in their files. It’s how they controlled the teacher population. I reviewed the parts of the valve and the specific sequence they’d need to follow to install theirs. Here it is after one of my junior classes finished the project. That way, if anything were missing, I’d know who was responsible....

January 24, 2025 · 2 min · 338 words · Franklin Robles

Stats Are For Nerds. Winning Is All That Matters

Jalen Hurts has been a starting quarterback in the NFL for 4 seasons now. They’ll talk about what a great quarterback Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen are. They’ll talk about what an electrifying young talent Jayden Daniels is. How he’s the Mahomes of the NFC. The man just wins. Everywhere he goes, he wins football games. It might not always be pretty. But at the end of the day, winning football games is all that matters....

January 24, 2025 · 1 min · 172 words · Robert Alvarado

The Celtics Getting Completely Throttled By The Lakers Was Your Classic Salt On The Wound Disaster

In fact, it took place nearly 1 year ago to the day. On January 10th, the 28 win Celtics played a hard fought OT thriller against the Minnesota Timberwolves. All they needed was one stop to avoid OT and win the game. Derrick White fouled with 8 seconds left, Ant went to the line and forced OT. The Celts eventually pulled it out, despite their own doings making things much harder on themselves....

January 24, 2025 · 5 min · 925 words · Cindy Hughes

The Entire Caps Locker Room Singing Eric Church's "Talladega" Is The Best Vibes You'll Ever See

It’s every single night with them, from pregame to postgame, with 100/100 vibes. Just another sign of how good the locker-room culture is, to be honest. And of course there’s the Ovi factor. Finally- I think it’s time the Caps have 1 goal song again.

January 24, 2025 · 1 min · 45 words · Ryan Anderson

The Final 2 Minutes Of The Bills-Chiefs "13 Seconds" Playoff Game Is Even Crazier Than I Remember

This is not a shot at you or your team. You know a game is special when someone does a Tecmo Bowl remake of the ending. We all remember the 13 Seconds tag line and that the Chiefs won. touchdowns in the biggest playoff game of his life. Or at least a game that stays one score the entire time.

January 24, 2025 · 1 min · 60 words · Jeffery Thompson

The Man Charged With The Murder of Tupac Shakur, Duane “Keffe D” Davis, Had His Murder Charge Upheld Yesterday, Which Means He's Headed To Trial. But The Entire Story Smells Fishy As Hell

This case continues to get stranger and stranger. And as if that wasnt enough of a head-scratcher, Davis is acting like its all news to him. Hes claiming he had some sort of immunity deal with authorities that somehow never existed in any official records. Nearly 30 years after the fact. Hes had no problem spilling the details, hell, he practically made it a point to flaunt it. Former LAPD Detective Greg Kading, solved this entire thing almost 20 years ago....

January 24, 2025 · 2 min · 291 words · Lindsey Henderson

The NBA Media Clearly Does Not Fuck With LaMelo Ball And It Cost Him A Spot As An All Star Starter

Well, for that you have to look into how the voting results broke down. What’s that about? That feels…kind of gross? Do they not like his style of play? Some may argue, well he plays on a dogshit team. This is the All Star Game, not All NBA. Not only that, but are the Suns and Warriors good? That just doesn’t feel very consistent to me. I could understand if the fan vote was 1, and player vote was like 5th or 6th....

January 24, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · Cody Mclean

The Sun Belt Conference Tournament Is The Most Bizarre Thing In The World But It Rocks

The real story was how bizarre this bracket is. Makes absolutely zero sense. The next issue and maybe the funnier of the two is just how absurd this bracket is. The staggered byes is insane. Do you realize the 11,12 or 13,14 seed has to win SEVEN games in SEVEN DAYS ? ? ! ??!? It should go without saying, this is one of the countless reasons I love this stupid ass sport....

January 24, 2025 · 1 min · 77 words · Mrs. Lori Garcia DVM

The Writer Who Didn't Vote For Ichiro Should At Least Have The Balls To Accept His Offer To Join Him For A Drink

We finally heard from the nearly unanimous man, Ichiro Suzuki. He deserves to know the reason why he wasn’t able to get enough support for his vote. Did the voter just flat out think Ichiro wasn’t Cooperstown worthy? Didn’t hit enough home runs? Never won a ring? Hit too many singles? Did Ichiro piss in his cornflakes before a day game? I think he at least owes it to Ichiro to explain his reasoning, that seems fair?...

January 24, 2025 · 1 min · 105 words · Christian Butler

This Deepest Data Dive You'll Read On NFL Playoff Penalty Stats All But Confirms The Kansas City Chiefs Are Given Preferential Treatment

Get some coffee and buckle up. Right here in this blog. And for good reason seeing as how terrible some of the calls were in Arrowhead last week. I’ve never heard Troy Aikman so disgusted. Add the fact this team is vying to become the first three-peat in NFL history. It’s too much for Chiefs haters to take having to think the refs are playing into their success. But that doesn’t mean the haters are wrong....

January 24, 2025 · 5 min · 1053 words · Dr. Kristin Mitchell

This Video Of A Frat Bro Screaming At A Party To "Shut The Fuck Up" Because The Cops Are Outside Is Peak College

God it’ssonice to see that this is still happening. Like they didn’t know there were 400 kids on the verge of a black out inside. Some of my fondest college memories took place inside those parties. Hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life. Maybe college is exactly like it used to be only we’re more out of the loop. I guess that’s what happens when you age. That’s what it’s all about....

January 24, 2025 · 1 min · 76 words · Andrew Allen

To Put It Simply, Nikola Jokic Is Currently Having One Of The Best Seasons The NBA Has Ever Seen

Our first look of professional basketball came all the way back in 1946 with the BAA. Whether you want to choose 1946 or 1949, whatever. You get the point. On the season, Nikola Jokic is currently averaging 30.2/13.4/10.1 on 56/47% (!!!!) splits with 2.1 3PM. At the moment, Jokic is currently top 3 in the NBA in points, rebound, and assists. How rare is that? A total of0 playersin the NBA have done that since 1969-70....

January 24, 2025 · 2 min · 224 words · Dylan Barnes

Today's Yak Included Tarantulas, Tunnels, And An Antiquing For The Ages

It was PLINKO day on The Yak and Danny Conrad got real grimy with his T letter. He picked tarantula and brought a live one to the show. Naturally, I was the first to get it. We went the whole show without an antiquing so decided to just do one anyway.

January 24, 2025 · 1 min · 51 words · Cynthia Wood