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Guys will always laugh at farts, it’s the simplest punch in of humor. That’s how it’s been since the days of the cavemen. Since the dawn of time baby. He giggled like a school girl after he heard someone let one rip. “Farts are always funny” he said, and that’s the truth. Guys just laugh at farts, there’s nothing you’re able to do either. You just have to laugh. Even big leaguers are little kids at heart when they hear a fart, we’ll always laugh....

I say all that because now you have Ashton Jeanty and what to do with drafting him. Ashton Jeanty being a Raider. I mean look at who the Raiders have. You have John Spytek, who is a Michigan guy. You have Chip Kelly as the offensive coordinator. It’s all set up to have options and you need a running back like Jeanty there. The Raiders make sense to draft Jeanty.

Ah shit, here we go again. I know, I know. Let’s get it out of the way. Boom, got ahead of it. The voodoo happened to be Rick Brunson having a son and all of his friends playing for Villanova. But now it’s time for hate. The Pistons have always been a whatever franchise for me. They mostly just suck and are a team I forget about. So, congrats to them on being a 6 seed....

Plus, James Gunn has yet to let me down with anything comic book related.

The most exciting this game got was the Bucks bringing it within 15 points? I think so, despite the “experts” still giving Indiana ZERO respect. It’s such a minor annoyance that over time will make me crash out. Who would have thought the Kyle Kuzma experiment wouldn’t work? Today, I felt validated. While it was a consistent team effort from the Pacers, Indiana’s X-factor goes to Myles Turner. HE DID EVERYTHING WELL - especially in the 4th quarter when the game needed to be closed out....

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I’ve noticed that I’m very prone to being swayed by headlines. As soon as I read stupid ass Dov Kleiman’s tweet, I thought to myself. And he can dunk?! What CAN’T Ashton Jeanty do?!" I mean, in a vacuum, a 5-foot-8, 211-pound man dunking is a phenomenal feat. You know who else is 5-foot-8, and roughly 211-pounds? Noted celebrity assholeJames Corden after Ozempic. For one, I think there’s a reason Ashton threw the ball up like that....

And a legitimate film education Id guess most theatregoers out there need without knowing it. Its certainly the best marketing tool for a movie in recent memory. Or how much your entire cinema experience can be affected by different aspect ratios/sound systems. After that 10 minute breakdown though? Now I feel like I deserve a diploma on my wall from the Coogler School of Cinema. Shout out to Jeff D Lowe for putting me onto such a magical spot....

Most NBA players in peak physical condition don’t feel like wrestling with the Serbian bear named Nikola Jokic.

All lines from DraftKings Sportsbook. Monty has a 16-17 playoff record while Jets bench boss Scott Arniel coaches his first poff game tonight. This should be a better battle than some expect. This will be the third series in the last six seasons between this pair of annual contenders. In last years Second Round, Dallas handled the Avs in six games. But things are significantly different this time around. Oh and the Stars lost their last seven games of the season....

A little over a year ago I declared Giusy Meloni a superstar. The last two posts I saw of her proves this. First, she’s on the field for a massive match. A dual threat who can be the face of Serie A and the face of Italian television. I still think we need to recruit her for American TV during the World Cup. Maybe get her on the MLS sidelines?...

Sam Montembeault had a breakout season, continuing the Canadiens' Quebec goalie tradition. Montembeault won 31 games, with a 2.82 GAA. Despite struggling down the stretch, the Hurricanes are a legitimate Stanley Cup contender. If the Devils were fully healthy, this would be a coin-flip series. However, no Jack Hughes means the Devils have no chance. The pattern in Toronto is a big regular season followed by a big postseason letdown....

Eastern Conference The Cavaliers had the best record in the Eastern Conference, winning 64 games. Something happens every spring in Miami, as the Heat exceed expectations. The Knicks are a heavy favorite facing a Pistons team that had a remarkable turnaround after last season. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a favorite to win the NBA MVP. Playoff time means Steph time, as the demise of the Warriors was greatly exaggerated. Doncic was traded to the Lakers in the most baffling trade in NBA history....