AMERICA! Madison Keys Finally Wins Her First Career Grand Slam Title, Taking Down World No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka In An Epic Aussie Open Final

She did it!!!! Madison Keys is finally a grand slam champion, and boy did she earn this one. What a match if you stayed up late or got up early for it. Madison Keys has been on the WTA tour for 16 years and had never won a grand slam title. All that is gone now. Keys just beat the world no. 1 Aryna Sabalenka in three incredible sets to win the 2025 Aussie Open title....

January 25, 2025 · 2 min · 320 words · Rebecca Chang

GIF Dump(er)

I do this maybe twice a year… I use most of them in random blogs… But for whatever reason, this “Dirty Dozen” never found a home… Normally, I have a go at find some connection between the moving images… I have no clue, but now you have it too… The END… Take a report.

January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 54 words · Eric Galvan

Jerry Jones Announced The Hiring Of Brian Schottenheimer As The New Head Coach Of The Cowboys With The Most Fitting Quote Ever

Cowboys?!?!? Brian Schottenheimer is officially no longer Brian, the lowly career assistant. No, no, no. Did Jerruh do it again or did Jerruh do it again? You know its bad when Baldy chirps you

January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 34 words · Thomas Brock

Jolly Rancher Has Gotten Into The Candy Ropes Business After Seeing Nerds And Sweetarts Create Titans In The Industry

Initially, you may have thought this was another episode of “Lowering The Bar”. Sorry to disappoint, but Vibbs stopped by to help us tryout the New Jolly Rancher Ropes. Let me tell you, they have the house divided. Will the public hold onto these ropes or fall back to the hard candies we all know and love? Let us know what you think! For more Snack Boys content, check us out on all our socials....

January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 75 words · Jacob Chavez

Kevin Owens Roasts Matthew McConaughey AND The Longhorns At SmackDown In Austin

Guy just fucking loves ball. I almost feel like IHAVEto repost that promo at least once a year, becausemy godthe heat is tremendous. He’s absolutely gonna go down as one of the greatest of all time on the mic. I’m gonna need one of those Mama Kelce jerseys.

January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 48 words · Tiffany White

Ohio St. Fans Attack Dave Portnoy After National Title

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January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 18 words · Randall Thompson

PFL Fighter Gets His Forearm Snapped In Half By A Front Kick

It’s a new one….but just a brutal as the rest! Honestly though, in real time, it didn’t even look that bad.

January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 21 words · Michael Brown

SEC Hoops Continues To Be Constant Chaos: Texas A&M Was Up 22, Led The Entire Game And Choked It All Away To Texas On The Last Shot

The SEC is a monster. It’s just constant chaos. Earlier this week we saw this: And today we had this. Texas didn’t have the lead once until this moment. To be fair it was tied once. Then it was all A&M. Just a complete collapse, which feels fair after they stole one at Ole Miss earlier in the week. But this is life in the SEC. Every game is a war, there have been comebacks all over the place....

January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 142 words · Scott Hall

Set The Tone: A Providence Student Was Ejected From The Arena For Stealing A Basketball During Warmups, Hiding In The Bathroom With It

This right here is how you set the tone. 2 hours before tip time? No better time to snag a ball from Georgetown’s bench so they can’t warm up with it. It’s mental warfare. They beat Cooley again and they can puff their chest. I need to know more about how he was in the bathroom. Hiding in a stall and cuddling the ball? Gotta respect that. Can’t get caught that way, shouldn’t be caught this way....

January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 186 words · John Wilson

Smashing Pumpkins Frontman Billy Corgan Thinks Bill Burr Is His Half-Brother And Confronted Him On Howie Mandel's Show This Week

USA TODAY- Bill Burr’s latest podcast appearance turned into an unexpected (alleged) family reunion. Burr jokingly asked Corgan, who expressed surprise that Burr wasn’t aware he would be coming. Yes, you read that right. Thats like mixing Red Bull with a bottle of sleeping pills. I cant decide if its hilarious or horrifying. So the idea that Bills father was actually some traveling musician playing God knows where is already a curveball....

January 25, 2025 · 2 min · 333 words · Adrienne Campos

Sports Staturday January 25, 2025

The next episode of the Bills/Chiefs rivalry. The rising phenom Jayden Daniels. I can’t wait. Except, well, I have to. And so do you. This is Sports Staturday. NFC North Postmortem - Did the Bears 4D chess win the North? Did the NFC just become the pro version of the SEC? Zero total playoff wins. That’s how this is supposed to go. And the 2013 group only had two teams in the playoffs....

January 25, 2025 · 3 min · 443 words · Anthony Price

THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY- Anal Maces

Here is today’s. I am a weapons enthusiast. Personally, I never understood buttplugs. I only used the word mace in the title because I thought it would be more recognizable to casuals.

January 25, 2025 · 1 min · 32 words · James Cooper

That's The First Embarrassing Moment Of The Mark Pope Era And Something That Should Never Happen With This Kentucky Team

I don’t care that Andrew Carr was out. This was the first low point, the first embarrassing moment of the Mark Pope era. That can’t happen. Lamont Butler has to be injured, concussed or both. There’s no way he can be this bad. Now it’s time to see if this team has any balls. You go on the road to Tennessee before hosting Calipari. This is the week that can define this season....

January 25, 2025 · 2 min · 267 words · Steven Russell