Is This The Best Italian Beef In Chicago?

First off, here’s the beef in question… So the question is: Is it the best in Chicago beef? And my answer is: I have no fucking clue. And just now thinking about that added treat has left an unexpected wet spot in my bed. And last thing before I move on from Bari…

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 53 words · Steven Howell

Jimmy Butler Still Attempting To Troll While Being Suspended Is Getting Sad At This Point

Is that what Butler decided to do? You have to remember, above all else, Jimmy Butler loves to troll. He really can’t help himself. At this point, even Heat fans have to admit this is cringy right? He “withheld services” which by the rules of the CBA allows the Heat to withhold his paycheck. Trying to troll by playing the “I’m broke because I’m unemployed” doesn’t really hit. In fact, it’s all pretty embarrassing which in some ways fits this entire saga....

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 102 words · Terry Lee

JJ Redick, In A Genius Coaching Move, Played Bronny To The Tune Of 15 Minutes And 0 Points On 0/5 Shooting In What Ended As A Lakers Blowout Loss

Listen, no one likes the Lakers at this company more than me. I’d drink LeHennessy for breakfast every morning if I could. I watch every game without tweeting 97 times like Greenie. It’s just flat out embarrassing man. I mean look at this highlight tape: P.S. A reason to smile I guess.

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 52 words · Kaitlyn Davis

Makes Sense: Oakland's Greg Kampe Is Suspended For Yelling At A Ref, The Same Ref Gets Fired From The Conference For 'A Significant Officiating Error'

Sure, Oakland lost the game because of a shit call. So, good on the Horizon League keeping refs accountable. Gotta be more to the story to say this was an egregious mistake and leading to firing though. We watch college basketball, there are shit calls that ruin games on a daily basis. Also since when can we suspend coaches for yelling at refs? There wouldn’t be a single college basketball game with coaches if this reaction led to suspensions....

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 164 words · Evan Thompson

Making Philly Cheesesteak Egg Rolls For The Big Game's For Lunch Presented By Pepsi

Welcome back to What’s For Lunch! Impress your friends and family by whipping up some Cheez Wiz Sauce on the side!

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 21 words · Michael Watkins

Marshall's Mike Green OBLITERATED Some Poor Offensive Tackle at the Senior Bowl

Tough day at the office.

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 5 words · Carolyn Smith

My New Show RoneDotCom Debuted Today

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January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 10 words · Robert Rubio

Mysteriously Absent from Alec Baldwin's New Reality Show: His Masshole Wife's Fake Spanish Accent

A natural born actor. And a shark’s swimming results in only a slightly higher death toll than Baldwin’s acting. So it’s to be expected he’d jump from from the dismissal of his charges right to television. His problem was that everyone respected him and was taking him seriously for the first time. Making it impossible for him to be the ridiculous, over-the-top, buffoonish manchild he wanted to be. So Jack gave him this suggestion to solve all his problems:...

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 197 words · Brent Gordon

Nothing Screams A-10 Basketball Like The St. Louis/VCU Game Getting Stopped Because A Brawl Broke Out In The Stands

A-10 basketball, baby! I’m addicted to Robbie Avila and mid-major basketball. That’s when it happened. 1:10 left in the game and we had a stoppage because of a brawl in the stands. Think everyone so far agrees this fella is the main culprit. The big bald man was trying to fight everyone: He was still going as he was getting ejected. I can’t remember the last time I saw a college basketball game stopped like that though....

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 123 words · Leah Perry

Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: The Sixers Have Finally Congratulated The Eagles On Social Media For Winning The NFC Title

Well I guess Josh Harris finally let the Sixers' social media admin out of their straight jacket. It would just be Britain Covey and Tanner McKee. But with LeBron in the building, it brought everybody out. But either way, the Sixers social media team finally congratulated the Eagles on being NFC Champs. That, and Bronny James getting 15 minutes against them.

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 61 words · Andrew Garcia

PMT 01-29: Jerry O’Connell, Liam Coen’s Introduction To The World, Hot Seat/Cool Throne And Guys On Getting Old

Liam Coens introduction to the world went very weirdly. Jerry Jones cant stop talking about Glory Holes. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Josh Harris stopping the Sixers from posting about the Eagles and PFTs clothes got stolen. We finish with a special guys on getting old before our birthdays.

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 48 words · Justin Perez

Power Ranking The 3 Funniest Parts Of Michigan's 137 Page Response To The NCAA On How They Cheated

Michigan says NO, it was only the 8x - the other 44 were just gifts for friends. The other 44 we were just friends! Turns out it started from a TIP FROM THE INSIDE. Someone at Michigan tipped off the NCAA that they were cheating. At least one Michigan Man still has integrity! And #1 - Sherrone Moore Hates Connor Stalions And Was So Mad He Cheated! Here comes the asterisk!...

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 72 words · Becky Harrell DDS

Promo Of The Year: Omaha Hoops Is Having Fans Bring Their Own Trash Cans To Use As Popcorn Buckets, Fully Embraced The Mid-Major Weirdness

It’s become the perfect mid-major weirdness thing that college basketball Twitter has run with and Omaha keeps winning. That’s the important thing here. Look, to get to be successful at a mid-major you gotta be weird as shit. I’m not talking about the A-10 or anything like that, I’m talking true mid-major basketball. You gotta have your thing. Omaha’s thing is trash cans. It’s Kyan Brown destroying them. It’s fully embracing using trash cans no matter what....

January 29, 2025 · 1 min · 97 words · Richard Coffey