Max's Pump Up Speech At A Barstool Private Dinner Was The Stuff Of Legends

On Monday night we all went out to dinner and played a game where some of us gave speeches. It was really nice. He just talked about beating Patrick Mahomes for 2-3 minutes. The speech was incredible. Max is just the best.

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 42 words · Erin Jones

My Application to Be Canada's Fentanyl Czar

X.com - @JustinTrudeau- I just had a good call with President Trump. DearOh Canada, I’ve wanted to be czar from the moment I learned what a czar was. When they hired me, they asked what I wanted my title to be. I said, “Can I be the Sales Czar? “, and they countered with, “What about Account Executive?” I said, “Ok, that’s fine” and my dreams of being a czar were shattered....

February 6, 2025 · 3 min · 585 words · Henry Landry

Myles Garrett Lit Up Like A Christmas Tree At The Idea Of Being Traded To The Commanders

Like a damn Christmas Tree! Even went as far to say he would like to fill the pass rushing role for them. He wants to be in Washington. And lemme tell ya, Washington wants him in it, no pause. Football knowers know how good Myles Garrett is. He’s given everything to Cleveland, and in return they have given him shit back. Two firsts you say? Fair enough, you run a tough bargain but let’s at least get a 3rd back as well....

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 87 words · Jennifer Miller

Our Coach: Kentucky Fans Are Breaking Down Videos Of Mark Pope's Bloody Hand After He Admitted He Destroyed Some Furniture After Losing

I couldn’t be more on Mark Pope’s side. The loss to Arkansas was pathetic, absolutely. The first half at Ole Miss was a low point, absolutely. Fine, more Mark Pope stock for me. That said, he’s now seeing the first crazy factor of Big Blue Nation as a head coach. We’re getting zapruder pop in film breakdowns to see his bloody hand: That’s blood! That man doesn’t tell a lie....

February 6, 2025 · 2 min · 238 words · Juan Zimmerman

Praise The Lord! Pete Alonso Is Still A New York Met!

Listen its very rare the New York Mets do things right. For years it always felt like we would never shake that black cloud above our heads. I am now happy to report that black cloud is gone. The Wilpons are gone and Stevie endless pockets Cohen is here PROMISING a title as a fan himself. Its a new world order … a good world order. And this is another step in the right direction....

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 150 words · Justin Vargas

Pringles Teamed Up With Hot Ones To Test Our Limits

Two titans have come together in an attempt to perfect the spice to flavor ratio. For more Snack Boys content, check us out on all our socials.

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 27 words · Tracy Watson

Raw Dogging at Parky's Hot Dogs in Forrest Park, IL

Raw Dogging a Chicagoland Institution Some Video Shot by James Culls Edited by Curtis Ward Barstool Chicago Buy the Classic Shirt

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 21 words · Debbie Nguyen

Sas Dumped Chocolate Lava All Over Fasoli In The Messiest Way Possible

It’s been so great to have our guy Lil Sas back on The Yak this week. He refused to get the lava bath. And when I say pouring, I mean that Sas didn’t do that at all. It was an incredible Yak. Catch the full show here:

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 47 words · Vanessa Rose

Technical Difficulties With Bonnie Blue

Tough break, but I think I was able to pull through. Watch new Stool Scenes with her out now.

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 19 words · Kurt Horn

Tennessee's Igor Milicic Had the Best All-Around Statistical Basketball Game of Any NBA, WNBA or College Player in the 21st Century

Well, there you have it, folks. The best game of basketball we have seen from any player since the turn of the century. There are levels to this. We are witnessing greatness.

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 32 words · Jason Rivera

That's Enough Internet For Today- Catching Shit

And, if not, then I’ve truly had enough of the internet for today. -Large I dropped a new episode of Twisted History last week…

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 24 words · Carmen Strickland

The Master Thieves Charged With Robbing Joe Burrow's House Took Photos of Themselves Wearing His Custom 'JB9' Jewelry

There’s something about a great heist that captures the imagination. To be one of those classy, elegant master thieves for whom no treasure is safe. Today is a day that law enforcement scored and spiked the ball. hey and thank you. A photo released by FBI Cincinnati shows one of the men wearing a JB9 chain and several designer bags. This is the kind of bungling incompetence that gives South American Theft Groups a bad name....

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 99 words · Samantha Walsh

The Mavs Tried To Slander Luka Doncic For Reportedly Being 270 Pounds Only For Him To Immediately Look Skinny As Hell As A Laker

But that alone is not enough to give up on a 25 year old MVP candidate. So what else had to come with it? The leaks about his weight. But you cannot tell me that dude is pushing 270 pounds. Is it maybe just the Laker jersey/colors that make a difference? Maybe the camera angle? In some ways, this is just the latest example of how insane this trade really was....

February 6, 2025 · 1 min · 182 words · Tammie Terrell