It’s Awesome Baby: Dick Vitale Finally Made His Return To College Hoops And Got A Standing Ovation

Dick Vitale has battled cancer, kicked its ass and is now back calling games. Its been a long time. Its also what he deserves. The man loves college basketball. He deserves the standing ovation and everyone praising him. Hes one of those voices I grew up with. You close your eyes, hear an ACC game on TV and its Dick Vitale calling it. Its fitting for him to get the walkout and recognition....

February 9, 2025 · 1 min · 83 words · Ashley Yang

Jerry Jones Is 'Shocked' The Cowboys Aren't In The Super Bowl After Making Dak Prescott The Highest Paid Player (He Forgets It's Been 30 Years)

There’s one person on the planet who is shocked the Cowboys aren’t in the Super Bowl. That man is Jerry Jones. It’s been 30 years since the Cowboys had a chance to make the Super Bowl. They are a pointless franchise when it comes to the playoffs. They have the same chance as the Jaguars at this point. Actually, that may be rude to the Jags. They’ve made 2 conference championships since the Cowboys have....

February 9, 2025 · 1 min · 172 words · Jay Garcia

Just Because You're Wearing a Tinfoil Hat Doesn't Mean Your Conspiracy Theories Belong in the Recycle Bin...

I remember “Crazy Phil” telling me and Moose that"women with dirty toenails have dirty vaginas. “Without any evidence, I took Phil, a formerswabby, at his word. He may have been the first conspiracist I met whose belief I accepted as fact without proof. Something that goes against science and logic… I’ve considered"Bruce Jenner never had a penis, and his children were adopted. “I think there’s some real merit to that....

February 9, 2025 · 1 min · 149 words · Kenneth Torres

Putting Lefty From A Bush To Save Par Is Why America Is Getting The Full Jordan Spieth Experience At The Waste Management Open

Just a quick break from the buildup to the Super Bowl to talk about golf. Jordan Spieth did this and made par. This is what Jordan Spieth does. I’m not the biggest Spieth fan, but the dude is always good for delivering weird shit. Going lefty putter from a bush at the Waste Management? Yeah, that’s what Jordan Spieth is going to do. The man was made to save pars from weird lies....

February 9, 2025 · 1 min · 135 words · Daniel Gill

Rachel Brosnahan Almost Spilled A Superman Secret Live On The Critics Choice Red Carpet

“It was so much fun. Uh oh - our new Lois Lane almost slipped up already! I think Rachel Brosnahan may have some more James Gunn-assigned anti-spoiler training ahead of her! We’re gonna need her on the Mintzy delay by March if she keeps this up! What do we think she was about to say? “or something like that? Surely she wasn’t going to say something as tame as"I got to fly!...

February 9, 2025 · 2 min · 234 words · Gregory Dixon

There Is A New King Of New York And His Name Is Jayson Tatum

Unfortunately, that game played out exactly how we feared. After that game and before their showdown with the Knicks, we all once again had a common consensus. To no surprise, the Celts looked fantastic. Even without 40% of their starting lineup (KP, Holiday) the Celts were engaged. Now, there are a few ways to look at this. Sorry if these facts offend you. To borrow a phrase that literally makes me cringe, they “can flip the switch”....

February 9, 2025 · 5 min · 944 words · Lisa Fletcher

This Devastating Head Kick Is An INSTANT Knockout Of The Year Contender

Both opponents even fell limp in the same manner! I don’t mean any disrespect by it! Just a simple visual-aid! It’s what dreams are made of in mixed martial arts. Valentina hit em both with the ‘old takes exposed’ kick real quick. Are we in the trust tree here? Can I admit something? You wanna know my first thought after seeing a head kick landTHISflush? How fucking bad does that hurt your foot, kicking someone directly in the jaw?...

February 9, 2025 · 1 min · 114 words · Marcus Cruz

UFC 312 Just Kicked Off With An Immediate 19-Second KO

It’s only 10:51am in Sydney, Australia and the knockouts have already started at UFC 312! Just a perfect right hand after feinting the jab. It’s probably for the best the fight was stopped before that happened again. Even though there’s no bad blood between em - I love this shit. You know that competitive fire is still there.

February 9, 2025 · 1 min · 58 words · Jennifer Allen

WRECKING CREW! Livvy Dunne and Sydney Thomas Were Rolling Around New Orleans Together Last Night

I don’t even know how you react in a situation like that. What can prepare you to see two of this generation’s greats up close in person? I’m gonna say nothing. Only a professional like Stu could maintain their composure. Have a day boys.

February 9, 2025 · 1 min · 44 words · Charles Sanchez

'How The Fuck Did We Lose That One Game?', Once Again Showing Why He's The Best Coach In College Basketball

I’ve said it before but it’s worth to keep saying as St. John’s goes this year. Rick Pitino is one of the 5 greatest coaches this game has ever seen. They just beat the shit out of you, hang around and then kill you late. It doesn’t even matter though. That’s exactly what they did to UConn last night. Hung around, then took advantage of mistakes late and won. It shouldn’t be that simple but it really is for St....

February 8, 2025 · 1 min · 202 words · Brent Grimes

Brennan O'Neill Kicks Off A Massive Weekend In Philly With This Goal of the Year In The NLL

The thing about Brennan O’Neill is that he’s too big. The thing about Brennan O’Neill is that he’s too strong. The thing about Brennan O’Neill is that he’s too fast. And the thing about Brennan O’Neill is that he is simply too good. This kid was created in a laboratory to be the most dominant lacrosse player that we’ve ever seen. And it already seems to be working out for them....

February 8, 2025 · 1 min · 108 words · Autumn Miller

For The Second Weekend In A Row, Michigan Bettors Had Their Hearts Ripped Out

You cant make this up. For back to back Saturdays , Michigan backers get a HORRIBLE beat. Beyond half court are you kidding me ? How did this go in ? Just the worst of the worst. And if this wasnt bad enough. 2- THEY BARELY SHOWED THE SHOT GO IN ! Listen, I love Dusty May and Coach Church and the entire staff. We cant be showing coaches shaking hands !...

February 8, 2025 · 1 min · 86 words · Aaron Rhodes

Mavs Fans Held A Protest, Complete With A Fake Funeral For Luka Doncic, Outside Of American Airlines Center Before The Mavs Played The Rockets

I don’t know what to say about all this other than God bless America. UPDATE:Oh no.

February 8, 2025 · 1 min · 16 words · Robert Johnson