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Mostly for the fact that then-Massachusetts governor Mike Dukakis was one of the worst candidates of modern times. So bad that not three years laterhe was a punchline in aNaked Gunmovie. Another was an exchange between the VP candidates in their debate when lightweight Dan Quayle compared himself to JFK. “I knew Jack Kennedy,” he said. “Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy.'' I reference this to say this morning, I knew Tom Brady....

With this, the Jets pulled the ultimate “should’ve been a Zoom” on Aaron Rodgers. I mean, Glazer was non-specific about where Rodgers flew in from. Meaning he traveled 3,000 miles just to be told he’s now the world’s oldest free agent. From quarterbacks to coaches, high draft picks to free agents. It’s a force so powerful that not even a first ballot Hall of Famer is immune from it. In 2021 with Green Bay, Rodgers was the NFL MVP....

That pain is still too fresh. But as we know, there are two sides of the coin when it comes to AD. Haven’t Mavs fans suffered enough? Kind of a dick move by the Basketball Gods if we’re being honest. That just feels like piling on and really twisting the knife. When we first learned about this trade, everyone pretty much all said the same thing. It has nothing to do with AD’s talent or his skillset, both of which are awesome....

So safe to say that the blog was greenlit in my head before Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show began. The New York Giants are officially a Loser Franchise. What is a Loser Franchise? Same with my New York Mets and Steve Cohen. I currently have seven NFL teams in the Loser Franchise tier. The Cleveland Browns The Browns are right next to the Jets when it comes to misery and history....

I know this isn’t shocking but Philly booing Taylor Swift was bound to happen. They don’t care she’s from Reading, they see red, they boo. you could even see her being shocked by it all with the ‘what is going on.’ Welcome to the Super Bowl. We’re talking Philly scumbags here. They have been in New Orleans drinking and celebrating for a week. They’ve been waiting for the moment to boo Taylor Swift....

First off, lets see how I did with last years tiering. Only other fuck up was that Will Levis should have been rotting in the HELL Tier. So now, lets look ahead to next year. So, for this exercise, keep in mind that it’s zeroed in on theQBs individual talent. It helps level the playing field for a player like Hurts vs Herbert. The A-tier is also the same as last year as well....

This is killing me. He’s at the game!!!! Trump just happens to President so he starts thinking of president things. RIP to the penny though. You’ve been a valiant warrior. I’ll miss pennies. I mean, sorta. I’ll miss the idea of pennies, I haven’t touched a penny in years. But we’ll all miss those little shiny bastards nonetheless.

First impressions are so important. Just a horrific choice of words. Realistically it meant nothing, but I still think about it. This dude signed on February 1st! I genuinely respect how little he cared about the moment. And again, it really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things. I’d show up late to camp if it meant getting a different bag. Moral of the story, I should really stop caring about the little things....

According to a quick Google search, there are approximately 218,632 words in the English language. Seems pretty light to me. I would have guessed somewhere closer to half a million. Especially when attempting to spell it correctly while staying on cadence for the “EAGLES” chant. Last year we saw this poor soul go down with an “E-L-G-S-E-L”. Missed an “A”. And flipped the “S” and “L”. It was a valiant effort, but left much to be desired....

Well that was an absolute ass whooping. Unlike their first meeting, this one was never in doubt for DDP. He was faster, stronger, and better everywhere in that octagon. He works such a frustrating style for opponents that I think it’s just frustrating for viewers too. I’m pretty sure Poatan’s doing just fine at 205, as well. I doubt he ever wants to cut to middleweight ever again. She got the crowd as fired up as they were all night too…....

Imagine how this meeting must have went. You’ve got the mayor, the police chief, probably the fire chief. Imagine someone being in that meeting who wasn’t a big sports fan. And if they win? These sick freaks have an instinctual urge to climb atop of the poles in the city to celebrate. But the fact that New Orleans had to come to this decision is still incredible. And it just goes to show that Philly has completely overrun the city of New Orleans this week....

Today’s the big day!!! 3 PEAT INCOMING!!! Well, just a regular repeat if we’re talking Taylor Swift stats, but still. I’ve been firmly in the camp of, “I want everyone to have fun!” No one forgets your SB losses. He has a dynasty to cement. Let’s go one more for the 3-Peat. The Swifties have had the voodoo going since October.

But here comes that slimy little weasel Adam Schefter to report the news aggressively early. There’s literally zero need whatsoever for this report. There’s not an ounce of new information in there. Then theres no hard feelings with him taking the Saints job. Kellen Moore’s goal wasn’t to be the Eagles' offensive coordinator forever. Then it is what it is. So Kellen Moore has an opportunity here. Or he can go the Jonathan Gannon route and the town will hate him forever....