Welcome back to an extra special Super Bowl episode of Dumping Them Out. Rings culture is the worst thing that’s ever happened to sports. This past week, Lamar Jackson missed out on his 3rd MVP. He was beat out by Josh Allen. Some people found that to be controversial. Lamar Jackson had the better season if you’re looking strictly at the numbers. But Lamar had more talent around him. He’s already won 2 MVP’s, whereas this was Josh Allen’s first....
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It’s like the Cybertruck of scorebugs. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?! More than one person?! It’s just so ugly. Rework the MLB one and it’d be better than this!
We start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk Super Bowl 59(00:00:00-00:05:11).
UMMM HOLY SHIT?!?!! Butterbeer flavored graham goldfish?? Sign me the FUCK up. I might need to call up the Snack Boys for this one. Why not combine these two and create something SPECTACULAR? On top of all that, we have two new shapes in the mix? HOW MANY CAN I FIT IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE!? Harry Potter is truly the franchise that will live forever. Is everyone down to cosplay until the end of time?...
It has been such a long, long road since 2022. Filled with so many incredible highs and incredible lows. From starting 10-1 to suffering one of the most historic collapses in NFL history. The rattling off 10+ straight wins in the regular season. The most yards in the regular + post season, and a Super Bowl Championship to boot. To Vic Fangio dialing up the most lethal defense the modern era of football has ever seen....
This team was 2 quarters of football away from winning the Super Bowl in 2022. They replaced Miles Sanders with D’Andre Swift. They had a few minor adjustments here and there. But more or less, they ran back the same squad in 2023. That team started off the season 10-1. None of the wins were overly convincing, but they were still winning nevertheless. And then…one of the most historic collapses in NFL history....
On one hand I appreciate a player openly hating another team. It’s the whole foundation of sports. But, the Bengals should probably ensure to make the playoffs before you run your mouth. Yeah, can’t happen. I do think there’s something positive here with Chase being a superstar and this open about his feelings. It can’t be the bench players. Quarterbacks won’t do it. Quarterbacks are too complimentary. This is all wide receivers and defensive backs....
Time and time again, Jalen Hurts has been disrespected in his career. The nerds don’t love him because he doesn’t always have the stats to back it up. Ranked outside of the top 10 quarterbacks heading into the 2024 season. The conversation was always, “can the Eagles still win despite Jalen Hurts' shortcoming….”. And now he’s just the 2nd active quarterback to win a Super Bowl MVP. That’s obviously thanks to the fact that Aaron Rodgers is out of a job at the moment....
Is Hurts the best quarterback in the NFL?
The dude is a leader of men. He’s beloved in the state. He bleeds Ohio, from up in Youngstown to over in Berea to down in Columbus. He is not a hot head or polarizing whatsoever. He’s highly educated. And when he speaks, people of this state listen. But again, he might be the only person in politics that can withstand that reality. We’ve had Woody Hayes. We’ve had Urban Meyer....
Besides doing Not Like Us, the halftime show was a dud. Actually, not a dud. Objectively speaking, just terrible. And I wanted it to be good. They passed up Taylor Swift. Passed up Lil Wayne. Passed up The Killers. It’s almost like somebodypredicted this would happen on the day it was announced… Worst Super Bowl ever. THIS was “the big surprise” Kendrick teased this week? I get the whole Drake being obsessed with Serena Williams thing, butthatwas supposed to shock people?...
Love Hurts is if A History Of Violence had a lobotomy. It’s a movie so bad that Ke Huy Quan isn’t likable. He spends half the movie telling us how much he loves being a realtor. The other half, we’re supposed to believe he’s a former murderer. This also has Arianna DeBose in what might be a career killing performance. She spends large portions of this not so much acting, but mugging for the camera....
