Dumping Them Out: Rings Culture Ruined Sports

Welcome back to an extra special Super Bowl episode of Dumping Them Out. Rings culture is the worst thing that’s ever happened to sports. This past week, Lamar Jackson missed out on his 3rd MVP. He was beat out by Josh Allen. Some people found that to be controversial. Lamar Jackson had the better season if you’re looking strictly at the numbers. But Lamar had more talent around him. He’s already won 2 MVP’s, whereas this was Josh Allen’s first....

February 10, 2025 · 3 min · 612 words · Steven Parrish

EAGLES CHAMPIONSHIP MERCH

BUY

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · word · Emily Brown

Everyone Hates The New Super Bowl Scorebug

It’s like the Cybertruck of scorebugs. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?! More than one person?! It’s just so ugly. Rework the MLB one and it’d be better than this!

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · 33 words · Tamara Hill

FULL VIDEO EPISODE: The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

We start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk Super Bowl 59(00:00:00-00:05:11).

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · 11 words · Robert Aguilar

Goldfish Is Coming Out With A Limited Edition Harry Potter "Butterbeer" Flavor And I'll Be Buying Every Bag

UMMM HOLY SHIT?!?!! Butterbeer flavored graham goldfish?? Sign me the FUCK up. I might need to call up the Snack Boys for this one. Why not combine these two and create something SPECTACULAR? On top of all that, we have two new shapes in the mix? HOW MANY CAN I FIT IN MY MOUTH AT ONCE!? Harry Potter is truly the franchise that will live forever. Is everyone down to cosplay until the end of time?...

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · 99 words · Jane Tyler

GREATNESS OF OTHERS: THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES CEMENT THEIR LEGACY AS SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS, COMPLETELY EMASCULATE THE CHIEFS DYNASTY

It has been such a long, long road since 2022. Filled with so many incredible highs and incredible lows. From starting 10-1 to suffering one of the most historic collapses in NFL history. The rattling off 10+ straight wins in the regular season. The most yards in the regular + post season, and a Super Bowl Championship to boot. To Vic Fangio dialing up the most lethal defense the modern era of football has ever seen....

February 10, 2025 · 2 min · 225 words · Amanda Wang

Howie Roseman, General Manager Of The Century, Was An Absolute Demon In The Eagles Locker Room After Winning His 2nd Super Bowl

This team was 2 quarters of football away from winning the Super Bowl in 2022. They replaced Miles Sanders with D’Andre Swift. They had a few minor adjustments here and there. But more or less, they ran back the same squad in 2023. That team started off the season 10-1. None of the wins were overly convincing, but they were still winning nevertheless. And then…one of the most historic collapses in NFL history....

February 10, 2025 · 2 min · 310 words · John Henry

Ja'Marr Chase Will Never Miss A Chance To Tell The World How Much He Hates The Chiefs

On one hand I appreciate a player openly hating another team. It’s the whole foundation of sports. But, the Bengals should probably ensure to make the playoffs before you run your mouth. Yeah, can’t happen. I do think there’s something positive here with Chase being a superstar and this open about his feelings. It can’t be the bench players. Quarterbacks won’t do it. Quarterbacks are too complimentary. This is all wide receivers and defensive backs....

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · 96 words · Brittney Perkins

Jalen Hurts Is Now Just The 2nd Active Quarterback In The NFL To Win A Super Bowl MVP

Time and time again, Jalen Hurts has been disrespected in his career. The nerds don’t love him because he doesn’t always have the stats to back it up. Ranked outside of the top 10 quarterbacks heading into the 2024 season. The conversation was always, “can the Eagles still win despite Jalen Hurts' shortcoming….”. And now he’s just the 2nd active quarterback to win a Super Bowl MVP. That’s obviously thanks to the fact that Aaron Rodgers is out of a job at the moment....

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · 154 words · Jeffrey Martinez

Jalen Hurts Is One of the Best Sports Stories of the 21st Century

Is Hurts the best quarterback in the NFL?

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · 8 words · Michael White

Jim Tressel Has Been Named The Lieutenant Governor Of Ohio

The dude is a leader of men. He’s beloved in the state. He bleeds Ohio, from up in Youngstown to over in Berea to down in Columbus. He is not a hot head or polarizing whatsoever. He’s highly educated. And when he speaks, people of this state listen. But again, he might be the only person in politics that can withstand that reality. We’ve had Woody Hayes. We’ve had Urban Meyer....

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · 91 words · Michelle Lynn

Kendrick Did "Not Like Us" But It Didn't Save The Otherwise Dreadful Halftime Show

Besides doing Not Like Us, the halftime show was a dud. Actually, not a dud. Objectively speaking, just terrible. And I wanted it to be good. They passed up Taylor Swift. Passed up Lil Wayne. Passed up The Killers. It’s almost like somebodypredicted this would happen on the day it was announced… Worst Super Bowl ever. THIS was “the big surprise” Kendrick teased this week? I get the whole Drake being obsessed with Serena Williams thing, butthatwas supposed to shock people?...

February 10, 2025 · 1 min · 81 words · Robert Richardson

Love Hurts Is A Truly Horrible Movie

Love Hurts is if A History Of Violence had a lobotomy. It’s a movie so bad that Ke Huy Quan isn’t likable. He spends half the movie telling us how much he loves being a realtor. The other half, we’re supposed to believe he’s a former murderer. This also has Arianna DeBose in what might be a career killing performance. She spends large portions of this not so much acting, but mugging for the camera....

February 10, 2025 · 2 min · 228 words · Jennifer Davis