Was just scrolling through twitter, and came across this gem. Ever in your life. My mind was blown. Now I’m wondering a bunch of weird things. Do we have asses where we do to begin with because we used to walk on all fours? When did proper etiquette become a thing? Like when did people just stop squatting and taking a shit whenever they felt like it? Wherever they felt like it?...
No one ever wants to admit this. Not the relationship “experts,” family counselors, advice columns, not your family and friends. But it’s the mathematical truth that no marriage is ever exactly a 50/50 proposition. There’s always one spouse who is more in charge. That’s human nature. But that’s in very rare cases. And don’t ask me about throuples; I’m not here to do relationship trigonometry. And in 99.99% of cases, you’d undoubtedly be right....
Coachella still fucking sucks. But this was absolutely unreal. Or tickling the ivories with Julia Michaels (her voice gives bigger chills than your mother in law). Or when he brought out Incubus to play “Drive”? Or Alessia Cara to do their banger “Stay”? Just an unreal song, still. The best version of the song you’re likely to ever hear. Zedd is the man.
MAJOR Bo Callahan vibes coming from Miami QB1 Carson Beck. ROUGH start in Dade County for QB1… But now it turns out the alleged cheating didn’t even matter! This guy just STINKS. Right over those there mountains. I’d like to extend Beck some sympathy here but what if he really is just a dogshit human? A narcissist so deeply wrapped up in his own bullshit, not a single teammate comes to his birthday?...
We had a weird weekend with two PGA events going on this past weekend. Dahmen actually set the course record on Thursday Then Sunday happened. He didn’t hide from the media, he didn’t run like we’ve seen others. He stood there, said he was in shock and that he didn’t deserve to win it. This is the missed putt on 17 Just brutal no matter how you look at it....
That was until the umpires on the field decided he didn’t. Those morons ruled this ball foul. It then went to replay where the call on the field was inexplicably upheld. I still don’t understand how we got to that conclusion. Where the ball lands means nothing here. It’s a clear home run when you piece it all together. Everyone on the field knew it was gone except for the umpires....
Tough loss formy GOAT Liv Morganlast night. Once you get to links that won’t automatically embed into the blog, the research is done. It appears Liv Morganwastelling the truth, her gearisbased off Olivia Rodrigo. It’s a just shame she lost in it and likely will never wear it again now. But maybe she can take a page from some other concert fits? Always inspiring to see 2 Olivias lending each other a helping hand....
Mayor Rex Parris of Lancaster, California is clearly out of his depth. Just give them free fentanyl. The homeless people will be happy for the free drugs. It’s a win-win. Aside from the obvious problems that come with flooding your city’s streets with free drugs. But it’s possible for you to’t kill off the homeless with fentanyl. Homeless people can handle their drugs. But that isn’t going to last. With free daily fentanyl, their bodies will build up a tolerance....
As I’m sure most have seen by now, it’s been a tough day for Nico Harrison. At some point, someone in his life has to pull him aside and shake him. This version is clearly possessed. I know Basketball Voodoo when I see it, and someone out there has a hex on Nico Harrison. There’s no bullshit when it comes to Charles Barkley. He might be one of the most brutally honest voices in media....
Most importantly that Dave Portnoy is NOT fat. But we’ll get to that in a bit. How else can you explain him looking like Creed Bratton in his youthful prime? Which Whitney vehemently denies. All while continuing to sling mud about a perceived weight gain from Dave. Who again, is not fat. Cannot stress that enough. It’s an impressive spin zone and I got nothing personal against Whit to assume he’s lying....
I know there’s been a lot of Nico Harrison blogs. We can’t make Nico Harrison stop making awful trades. But then today we get this: Wait, nope. Not him hilariously defending how he does his job like an old school Mintzy daily report. You work in sports. You don’t realize that fans love superstars, especially superstars drafted by the team they play for? I’m not saying you make decisions based on fan reaction, that would be dumb....
Let me take you back for a second. Back in the day, young Smoke lived for Friday nights at the movies with friends. It was our weekly tradition. We never planned which film wed seehalf the fun was showing up and deciding on the spot. It was about the experience, the excitement, the laughter, and stuffing our face with popcorn. But times have changed. Movie theaters arent what they used to be....
It’s hard to know who to truly blame for this mess. I’m sorry, but is this the dumbest motherfucker of all time? In hindsight, that was a beyond terrible decision, but that’s not the point here. I mean, what are we even doing? This dude needed to “be warned” that trading Luka might cause the fanbase to revolt? How could that even be remotely possible? When you buy the Dallas Mavericks, are you unaware that Luka Doncic is the franchise player?...
