Dumping Them Out: Matthew Tkachuk vs Joel Embiid

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. This episode is coming to you from the Newark airport. I’m working from the Chicago office this week. I forgot that we’re in an era of respecting Presidents again. That’s on me. My only goal while I’m there is the break the longest drive record on the golf simulator. I opted to watch the Four Nations tournament over the NBA All-Stars Skills Competition/Dunk Contest last night....

February 16, 2025 · 2 min · 418 words · Anthony White

Incredible Audio Of JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Absolutely SHREDDING Employees Who Want To Continue To Work From Home

Get those employee’s back in the office, babe. I kid you not…I love this. Who cares if they can get their job done in half the time from home? (Looking at you Gen-Z). They started working during COVID so they think it’s normal to be remote. Well, unfortunately for them, it’s not. The culture has shifted. The pendulum has swung. Now, having said that, there is a majordisconnect between Jamie and his employees....

February 16, 2025 · 1 min · 94 words · Timothy Evans

Incredible: Illinois Had A Celebration For Terrence Shannon's Career Last Night, Hung His Jersey To The Rafters Upside Down

At least the AD knew they fucked it all up I just can’t stop laughing at the image. The best is it was hanging up like that: An absolutely absurd image. you’re able to’t do that and have a jersey retirement go this wrong in the same game. That’s fairly normal in college basketball. It’s not a retired number or anything like that, just recognition. I need to know what Shannon said when he pulled that rope to unveil his jersey upside down....

February 16, 2025 · 1 min · 100 words · Diane Green

Ja Morant Is Trying To Recruit Zach LaVine And Aaron Gordon For The Dunk Contest After Being Inspired By Mac McClung

The first ever 3-peat, insane dunk after insane dunk that repeatedly combined elite ingenuity with elite execution. It’s everything you want as a fan watching this event. Ja Morant, I’m going to be very clear about something here. it’s possible for you to’t do something like this and then not follow through. No chance either guy agrees but you know what? Crazier things have happened. The All Star game is going to be in LA next year at the Clippers new arena....

February 16, 2025 · 1 min · 105 words · Gary Walker

Mac McClung Is Single Handedly Carrying The Dunk Contest After Jumping Over A Car On His First Dunk

I’ve always been someone who’s held out hope when it came to the Dunk Contest. I don’t need big name players to participate, I just need big time dunks. Sure it’d be cool to see the biggest names participate, but I’m realistic. I know those days are over, so at the very least just show me some cool shit. Pull off your dunk on the first try and be innovative....

February 16, 2025 · 2 min · 224 words · Michelle Lopez

Peruvian Police Won't Stop Doing Bits When Arresting Criminals, Busted Drug Traffickers in Giant Adorable Capybara Mascot Costume

I know three things about Peru: 1. It’s legal to carry up to 2 grams of cocaine for personal use 3. I’m not sure why they do it. I’ve been seeing these videos for years now. Just a couple months for Christmas, I blogged aboutthe Peruvian Grinch taking down a drug ring. That they were trying to catch these criminals off guard. I suppose it draws more attention to the drug bust, which is good PR....

February 16, 2025 · 1 min · 161 words · Kristina Kelley

Rock, Flag, Eagle: Team USA Went Out And Bullied Canada In The Best Hockey Game In 30 Years

That game was absolutely everything you could have ever hoped it would be, and then some more. Obviously you knew tensions were going to be high heading into this game. From the jump, you have the best rivalry in hockey with USA and Canada. The Americans may have gotten the barn rocking with those 3 fights to start off the game. It was the most highly anticipated hockey game in forever....

February 16, 2025 · 2 min · 336 words · David Noble

Things Are Going Great: John Calipari Doesn't Want Anyone To Say Arkansas Is Going To Be Alright, Calls Out Some Of His Players For Being 'Fragile'

I know, I know, Arkansas beat Kentucky. I’ll take that any day of the week. This is what we tried warning Arkansas fans about. The losses add up and even if Arkansas looks better in February, it ends up being too late. But calling your players fragile? They can’t handle the pressure of being a bubble team? It’s a BRUTAL thing to be called and now Cal should have to say them name by name....

February 16, 2025 · 1 min · 168 words · Thomas Nguyen

USA vs Canada Started Off With 3 Straight Fights in 9 Seconds After Canadian Scumbags Boo'd The National Anthem

If those piece of shit Canadians want to boo the Star Spangled Banner, then that’s fine. Nothing Team USA can do about that. But you want to know what they can do? But just a few seconds later, we have JT Miller going after Colton Parayko after the whistle. 3 fights in 9 seconds. If you weren’t a hockey fan before, you sure as shit are now. – The Tkachuk family is the greatest family in American history....

February 16, 2025 · 1 min · 87 words · Alicia Pittman

'We Got What We Deserved', Correctly Breaking Down UConn Collapsing And Pissing Away The Game To Seton Hall

Counterpoint: you’re playing Seton Hall. There’s no other way to put it. You have to inbound the ball. it’s possible for you to’t choke games away. And look, UConn has the last 2 titles. You live with anything after winning that. I’m a pro-Hurley guy. I like him a lot, you just can’t lose to Seton Hall in this scenario. UConn should be in the Tournament, but those wins against Creighton and Marquette just took a huge hit....

February 15, 2025 · 1 min · 85 words · Christian Brown

Basketball Conference: We Got Our Annual NCAA Tournament Top-16 Bracket Reveal, SEC Dominates The Entire Field

A month away from the NCAA Tournament and not having snow on the ground. A month away from getting out of the winter and everyone is just happier. So here we are without football and getting our first look at the NCAA Tournament bracket. First off, yes, this matters. Gotta start with this. I hate we don’t get 1 full bracket reveal. We know who the best teams are....

February 15, 2025 · 2 min · 354 words · Ashley Lucas

College Basketball's Newest Problem't Understand What A Nut Shot Is

What are we doing here? This isn’t Brad Davison, so we can rule out intent here. But to get EJECTED for this? It’s a college basketball problem. JT Toppin had something similar happen against Houston: This is the worst part. They go to the monitor and look at this. It’s a foul, it’s not that hard. This is going to happen in the NCAA Tournament. It’s a guarantee at this point....

February 15, 2025 · 1 min · 138 words · Edward Krause

FULL VIDEO EPISODE: We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

The people’s champ Timm Woods is back to finish our last campaign, Forge of Fury.

February 15, 2025 · 1 min · 15 words · Javier Miller