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Tonight onBarstool After Dark, Eddie, Tate & myself have a daunting task…. the Fat Man Challenge. We have to eat 112 wings. 26 orders of fries & drink 2.3 gallons of soda in seven hours & twelve minutes. Not for the faint of heart! Luckily, Tate & Lucas gave the green light on my request for sweet potato fries. Hell I have housed 20 in one sitting multiple times. It is the 8 orders of fries and the 9 cans of soda that have me concerned…....

Everyone gave their all. He devoted much of his speech to what he called his pursuit of greatness. So Im deeply grateful. This doesnt signify that. Its a little more fuel. Its a little more ammo to keep going. I’d understand thinking that he was some high-society film snob. He likes sports, boobs, and dumb comedy movies just like any of you. The speech itself also crushed. They wanna be thought of as great, be remembered, etc....

Usually things don’t get too off the rails until ages 12 and up. The pitches aren’t coming in at even close to the same trajectory. It’s an impossible task for an umpire. But 6-foot-5 at 11-years old is something I’ve never seen before. I didn’t think that was possible. And it’s not like Archange Riley-Leonard grew half a foot the day of his 11th birthday. From the looks of it, he was already pushing 6-foot-5 at age 10....

All I have for this “unnamed team” is three simple words. But they can’t. Because they don’t have the best offensive line coach in the history of football with Jeff Stoutland. Because they don’t have a quarterback who can squat 5 million pounds. The Eagles have never once said that other teams can’t take the Tush Push from them. Don’t go ducking under the cover as an “unnamed team”. Again, I would just love to see teams start to embrace the tush push....

Something 11 year old me could never have thought possible. Took big swings and misses withThe MarvelsandThe Eternals. Then the fate of the MCU fell to their latest project,Captain America: Brave New World. Which is to say, one head. The head head: Source- Rob Liefeld is turning up the heat on Marvel Studios boss Kevin Feige. The film would go on to see a 71.8% decline from its holiday weekend opening....

But what they’ve just achieved is something far rarer and more significant. By no means am I to ever be mistaken for a Philadelphia Eagles fan. I’d sooner be called a Communist or a vegan. But what I am is a fan of dignity. On behalf of all Patriots fans, I welcome Philly to the club. We should make jackets. Which was pretty much all of them. That’s just one example....

I know people probably weren’t locked into the Mexico Open yesterday. Go back to the first tweet in the blog. That was Brian Campbell’s tee shot on the 2nd playoff hole. Ball was destined to go OB. That thing had no chance of being anything good, likely costing him his first ever win. Instead he got the kick and wins the damn thing. So what’s he do after? Him and his caddie take a beer and go toast the tree....

After losses leaving the stadium I want to die. I don’t want to hold my head up high, proud to live in New York. Play a depressing song that makes me want to step in front of the 6 train. Sure it may seem insignificant to you, but it’s something that absolutely had to be altered. It just added to the embarrassment the fans felt after watching the Yankees piss away their season....

Ok, so Diddy’s lawyer is leaving his case. It happens- lawyers leave cases all the time. Some believe it suggests serious developments in the case. Bro, WHAT??? Anthony Ricco is as high-profile a lawyer as they come. This dude would represent genocide as long as the check cleared. He was on Osama Bin Laden’s defense team for heaven’s sake! But every man has a breaking point, and he draws his line in the sand at P Diddy....

5 in a row, 9 of their last 10, 12 of their last 15. I think it’s safe to say the defending Champs have climbed out of their mid season collective slump. Who could have possibly seen this coming? (anyone with a brain) But what do I always say? Perspective is important, both in the ruts and during the stretches where you look unstoppable. I really can’t understand why peoplestilltry to do this with regular season basketball....

Man, you know whoever did this is in some deeeeep shit. We’ve all lost a flip for a lot of money before. Get your Queens in vs AK, flop comes A high, and you’re toast. But rarely do you go on a rampage after losing the flip. We’ve all wanted to, sure. I’ve seen people rip cards. A chair gets slammed. Negreanu one time smashed his GoPro against the wall....

What a weekend it was in the College Basketball World. The scriptwriters couldn’t make it any better if they tried! Am I crazy or is this not the wildest thing you’ve ever seen?

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. I visited the Barstool Chicago office for the first time last week. Despite that literally being my job, I don’t think I’ll ever get comfortable with that. But that’s the beauty of Dumping Them Out. Whenever I feel like I should talk about myself, I do it here. In that case, I’m sorry, but I got nothing for ya. I didn’t have any reason in particular for going to Chicago last week....