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The man in the tweet above is named Devin. He is a contestant on the Netflix dating show “Love Is Blind”. The show where contestants date each other and eventually get engaged without ever seeing each other’s faces. The show where Netflix sets out to prove that “love is truly blind”. Every season they completely fail to do so. Almost every couple breaks up in the end. But apparently enough people still watch it, because we’re now on season 8 of this thing....

Good luck out there.

There are losers, and then there is this kid. To getlesslikes and views than an averageMD Foodie Boyzvideo? It’s not even a good Trump impersonation either. He sounds like an asshole. He was such a little pussy the way he snapped out of character once Alec turned toward him. Shut up, dude. I’m sure your parents wake up every morning and ask themselves where they went wrong. I understand that Alec is an easy target too, but again…this ain’t it....

The internet is lousy with lists of who the best fictional villains of all time are. The Queen from Snow White. You could spend a day brainstorming the truly great ones and never come close to a complete list. One CEO to Rule Them All. It’s that they suck. She has zero character arc. Then replaced them with plucky, resourceful, indefatigable young females. First with Han Solo and Luke with Rey, then Indiana Jones with whatshername....

It’s gotta be one of the most perplexing Hollywood projects I’ve ever heard of. Barney getting revenge after the murder of his wife and child? I highly doubt Mattel would license the brand out for anything like that. Is that somebody Ayo Edebiri? Could it be about the actor who played Barney instead of the real Barney? Or will it be sorta like ‘Barbie’ narratively with a play on growing up?...

Fuck, is it Tuesday already again? Either way, the show goes on. Tonight, Eddie, Mintzy, and I are going to complete an IronMan. You know, the 112 mile bike ride, 26 mile run, and 2.4 mile swim. If we can beat that time, we win! I’d say we’re +450 to finish it. And that’s if all 3 of us are on our A game. But then there’s some people out there saying they could do this all on their own....

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LIV, the Tour, and Trump (and Adam Scott) met at the White House. Trent provides a sneeze count update. Its Dadbod Classic week. And we take voicemails on back-to-back aces and poisonous grapes.

New Episode of Pitch Picks Out Now! Its not even March, and the Premier League title race is already over. In fact, it has everything to do with Arsenal. Arsenal entered the year as favorites to win the league. But thats where everyone, including myself, was wrong. This is simply Arsenals identityperpetual runners-up. As Frank the Tank says: always teasing, never pleasing. Arsenal reminds me a lot of my incompetent NFL team, the Miami Dolphins....

The unstoppable march of time waits for no man. No matter how hard you try, you just simply can never get time back. It’s an impossible reality to grasp as a child. You’re 11-years-old up in your room ripping some Dr. Pepper and staying up all night playing THPS. You never even think about the idea that one day your life is going to be drastically different. Everything just comes rushing right back to you....

Rarely does something go viral that I’m confident will have a 100% approval rating. But this could be one of those things. In September of last year, they had son. Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk. If you could identify a skateboard, then you were familiar with Tony Hawk’s work. He was a pioneer of modern skateboarding. The face of one of the greatest video game franchises in the history of video games....

Call me crazy, but I have always been team “get your kid under control.” No one feels bad for you. If your kid is screaming in public, make them stop. Put an end to your suffering? Why drag out the awful interaction? If you really want to teach the mom a lesson give her the wrong order when she pulls up. “Oh your three year old wanted mac and cheese?...

Boys, if you’re not spawn trapping at the bar, what are you even doing? That same strategy applies to the bar. The game is the game, but then theres the game inside the game. If you want to win, you have to start thinking outside the box. He taught me that positioning is king. Most guys spend their night hunting, moving from spot to spot, trying to make something happen....