Watch This When You're High - "The Last Pope" Conspiracy Theory And The Apocalypse

(Spoiler Alert: I do not). WND- The Last Pope? According to the Prophecy of the Popes, a time of vast biblical significance is now at hand. From Ireland to Italy, The Last Pope? tells a riveting story of eschatological intrigue… Like straight from a Dan Brown novel wild. Malachy supposedly laid out a list of 112 cryptic descriptions of future popes. And, of course, the death of a pope on the anniversary of Romes founding?...

April 23, 2025 · 2 min · 244 words · Randall Schultz

Who Made The Rico's Replacement Email?

Pete had never gone though email creation logs, which is fair and was struggling to find the source. So we had some extra time on our hands to discuss the recent uptick in tweeting fromJoey Yanks. Who created the email? Who is Joey Yanks? We have more questions than answers at this point. Catch the full Yak here:

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 58 words · Timothy Pierce

“Probably The Worst Decision In Modern Basketball History. Terrible.”

The energy and production from Luka to start set the tone for the rest of the game. When he gets into that mode, he’s one of the most unguardable players in the league. Once that stepback three is feeling good, you’re in a tough spot as an opposing defense. But that’s enough Lakers positivity from me. I feel gross even typing it all out, even if it was the truth last night....

April 23, 2025 · 3 min · 507 words · Michael Montes

'Age Is Just A Number. Been Saying That Since I Was Trying To Get Older Women', Explaining The Feeling Of Being A 30-Year Old RB

I know there’s a lot of talk about running backs, seemingly every offseason now. Do you pay them? When do you cut the cord because they are old? Well, Aaron Jones is making a case for the elder running backs, you know, 30-year olds. It doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a number. It’s true and we can use his example here to back it up. 30-years old isn’t some end all be all for a running back....

April 22, 2025 · 1 min · 144 words · Laura Rivera

'I'm Not A Wholesale-Type Dude'-Balled Him On A Deal, Picked The Rams To Get Away From Dysfunction

We aint paying retail. I didnt talk to them, but thats what my agent told me like five times, that quote. And I was like, OK, well, Im not a wholesale-key in dude. This is really the first week after the Super Bowl ends where the NFL comes back into my mind. It’s obviously Draft week, but college basketball is over and NFL headlines start to stick out more. A very small part of me forgot that Davante Adams is on the Rams now....

April 22, 2025 · 2 min · 222 words · Mr. Jonathan Hodges

'These Aren't My Pants,' Said the Chicago Police Recruit Arrested After Being Found With 8 Grams of Crack in His Pants

Thats nothing, thats just garbage, the recruit allegedly replied. Pressed for an answer, the recruit allegedly claimed, These arent my pants. They belong to my brother, hes the police. Just incredible stuff here. Just do something other than letting it happen and trying out, “These aren’t my pants.” Tough way to end up in the slammer, though.

April 22, 2025 · 1 min · 57 words · David Thompson

'You'll Find Out Thursday Night'. 1 Pick, Everyone Already Assumes The Pick Is Cam Ward

1 pick, but it makes me really miss the old days. I feel this way every time we have a Draft. Look at the bottom screen on the scroll and hope it’s close to your team’s pick. This is why you announce you’re keeping the pick. Just come out and say Cam Ward, quarterback from Miami. Also doesn’t hide the fact that this was said about Will Levis Yeah, that’ll do it....

April 22, 2025 · 1 min · 128 words · Andrea Peterson

A Brawl Worthy Of Pay-Per-View Broke Out On The Golf Course

Captain Cons vs WSD in 20 years Good ole fashioned donnybrook breaking out on the golf course. Had the look of an NHL playoff fight. Two guys just willing to trade bombs and eat punches over something DEFINITELY not worth fighting over. Let them play through or don’t or whatever. You’re outside on the course with the fellas and not at work. I can’t imagine a situation where I would get into a full on brawl at the golf course....

April 22, 2025 · 1 min · 209 words · Dr. Destiny Sutton

According To NBA Players, Tyrese Haliburton Is Apparently The Most Overrated Player In The League

It doesn’t always make sense, but it’s an interesting perspective. The results shocked me, I can’t lie I’m sorry, what? If you don’t want him talking trash, beat him. It’s that simple. The Bucks and their fans can’t seem to grasp that. It’s very strange. Anyway, I’m just not sure how Tyrese Haliburton is the most overrated player in the NBA. Eventually he got healthy and the normal Haliburton production came back....

April 22, 2025 · 1 min · 203 words · Tammy Mcdonald

Alexander Ovechkin TAKE A BOW!!!

My GOD playoff stress is back and it wasted no time giving us a heart attack!!!! Did not miss that feeling at all!! Can’t be having a heart attack at 36 years old during game 1 of round 1. Wednesday prediction- Caps win 4-1.

April 22, 2025 · 1 min · 44 words · Joann Cowan

An Australian Onlyfans Model Has Reportedly Been Hospitalized After Attempting “The Carrot Challenge”

But the stories (and clips) are supposedly out there. But this blog isnt about giving this girl the publicity she so desperately craves. And I know we dont kink shame around here. But I think Ive finally reached my breaking point guys. What the fuck are we even doing anymore? How did we get to this point? And not just enjoy it, but to pay to watch it? And now were doing carrot challenges that result in chicks winding up in the hospital?...

April 22, 2025 · 2 min · 227 words · Benjamin Anderson

Barstools Biggest Fuck Up Has Done It Again

The worlds biggest fuck-up has done it again. What really sucks is that I genuinely care. I didnt mean any disrespect to Big Cat or the company. For that, Im truly sorry. As for the lawsuit stuff, Ive got nothing. Just another dumb, unintentional mistake that ended up having real consequences. It just turned into a big Barstool story, because of course it did. I dont know how I keep digging myself deeper into a hole without even realizing Im holding a shovel....

April 22, 2025 · 1 min · 103 words · Gary Lamb

Captain Cons Is STILL Saying That He Could Beat Me In A One Mile Race

Calling me short and ugly is as true as saying 2+2=4. What I DID take exception to was being called “overweight”. I eatso, so muchcleaner than I used to. I also own both a peloton bike and tread that I use 4-5x a week religiously. THAT’S where the challenge came from. I’m not overweight or out of shape. I’m actually in really good shape. The best shape of my life....

April 22, 2025 · 1 min · 210 words · Robert Romero