Cole Caufield Is A Dirty, Nasty Boy

Cole Caufield is one of the best American goal scorers in the game. The best way to categorize the decision to leave Cole Caufield off the roster would be donkey-brained. Something along the lines of this would have sufficed… Good god almighty. I now have puke everywhere. And Cole Caufield put a leash on him and took the dog out for a walk. Even gave him him a few belly scratches along the way....

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 90 words · Elizabeth Benson

Dream Day: DP World Tour Player Dale Whitnell Basically Does The Impossible And Gets TWO Hole-In-Ones During The Same Round Today

This right here is the dream. Okay, come in and just find a way to hit fairways and greens, make putts. Or you get to the second hole and drain an ace. That alone makes you feel like you’re having a dream round. That is until you get to the 12th and do it again. I can’t imagine a world where you do that, let alone when you’re playing professionally....

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 160 words · Michael Vaughan

Frank Walks Episode 44: Jonnu Smith presented by BODYARMOR

Smith led Miami in touchdowns with eight while leading the team in receptions with 88. In addition, he ranked second behind Tyreek Hill with 884 yards. The Dolphins signed Jonnu Smith to a two-year contract last year. This episode of Frank Walks is hydrated by BodyArmor.

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 46 words · Shirley Alvarez

FULL VIDEO EPISODE: Adam Schefter, Reporter Fights In Indy, National Sports Podcast News + Fyre Fest

Pat Riley stole LeBrons cookies and thats why the Heat broke up (00:24:42-00:33:15). National Sports Podcast News talking college basketball and NFL team grades (00:33:15-00:50:11). We finish with Fyre Fest of the Week (01:54:50-02:09:46).

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 34 words · Christine Martinez

Game Notes NHL Trade Deadline Preview Show

Is Rantanen really going to get traded again? Could we see the Schenn brothers united, should the Bruins have a fire sale? The boys answer these questions and many more on the annualTrade Deadline Preview Show. Presented by:Body Armor Flash IV

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 41 words · Virginia Yu

Gen Z Are Such A Bunch of Pussies That They Are Taking College Courses To Learn To Battle Anxiety Over "Telephobia", AKA "Fear Of Talking On The Phone"

Theyve [Gen Z] just simply not had the opportunity for making and receiving telephone calls. Baxter said attending just one session boosts pupils confidence because it demystifies how phone calls really work. It’s times like these that I really miss KMarko. Nonetheless, I will do my best to honor the tradition of highlighting pussification how I see it. You didnt agonize over it. Lets just pause here. There are seminars for answering the phone....

February 28, 2025 · 2 min · 371 words · Marc Carter

Is It Better to Finish 3rd Than 2nd For Three Straight Years?

However, it hasnt taken me long to realize that this team has a reputation for finishing second. Last season was my first year watching, and I witnessed them fall just short of the title. Now, once again, they find themselves in prime position for yet another second-place finish. If thats the case, whats the point of finishing second when third place still guarantees Champions League qualification? Maybe Im being irrationalmaybe this is just the frustration talking....

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 92 words · Brian Jensen

Joel Embiid's Season Is Officially Over, Although It Never Really Started In The First Place

But Paul George just quit his podcast! I thought the push for the championship was still on? I feel awful for Joel Embiid. Not that he’s totally blameless in all of this or anything. He did much of this to himself. It’s been one injury after another for Joel Embiid. Maybe the Sixers are able to miraculously luck out and get a top 2 pick. But if they don’t? You’re not winning dick with that combo....

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 96 words · Yvonne Hill

Justin Bieber is Doing Great

It’s been a while since Justin Bieber has dropped a new album. But Justin Bieber is back. In short… you might think that Justin Bieber is on drugs. That he’s not “doing ok”. But more importantly… would an “on drugs” Justin Bieber be able to do this? Right from the California sober horses mouth. People are accusing Justin Bieber of drugs. Itt’s garbage, it’s rubbish, and it’s not true. Sure, Justin Bieber likes to smoke so much weed from time to time....

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 101 words · Antonio Smith

LeBron Finally Weighed In On The "Next Face Of The NBA" Debate And Dropped Some Truth Bombs In The Process

It’s all a bit silly if we’re being honest. I mean few players have had to deal with more bullshit from the media/narratives/baseless hate more than LeBron. I’m of the belief the media aspect of the NBA product is one of its biggest issues. Look at what’s going on at the moment, for example. Because this is the stuff that goes “viral”. This is how you get views, ratings, etc....

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 152 words · Maria Ortiz

March Is Coming: Nimari Burnett Saves Michigan And Buries Rutgers With A Dagger Three At The Buzzer

Another night, another buzzer beater. Unlike the Maryland/Michigan State game, we have a good decision here. They took a dribble into the arc and kicked it to a wide open look. Imagine what they could have gotten with 5 seconds to go. I can’t stress enough how bad of a shot that was from Gillespie last night. Break for Michigan State? Absolutely, but they got the break because of the awful shot choice....

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 201 words · Melissa Collins

Mark Pope's First Mistake: He Wants To Expand The College Basketball Regular Season To 40 Games, Doesn't Think It Makes Sense To Only Play 31

Mark Pope makes basically no mistakes in my eyes. He’s a man who gets it. He’s a man who is starting to bring back everything that’s awesome being associated with Kentucky basketball. This is a mistake. Can’t be talking about expanding anything in college basketball. We need to shrink college basketball. We need less Division I teams. We need the NCAA Tournament back to 64 before it expands. We for sure don’t need to expand the regular season....

February 28, 2025 · 2 min · 270 words · James Johns

My New Year's Resolution Is To Swim 100 Laps And I Am Almost 10% Of The Way There

There is a big hubbub for some reason about my New Year’s Resolution. Shoutout to me for even making one and trying to stick to it. Now one of the things I do is I hold my breath the entire time I’m underwater. So i’m only doing about two laps per session. And I don’t do sessions that much. Here’s what we got: The pool was small. About 25 feet from one end to another....

February 28, 2025 · 1 min · 97 words · Alexis Ayala