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Fellas,,,,you ever just put your penis into a little bit of some vagina? This guy knows what I’m talking about right here. We’re talking about intercourse here, folks. you might’t believe it happened. You feel like it’s the greatest night of your life. You cry for a little bit afterwards. Did I necessarily need to picture Howie Roseman making sweet, sweet love to his old lady today? I probably could have gone without that....

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Time to lay it all on the line today! Barstool YakPro Day has arrived. 21 events are scheduled and who the hell knows what they are?!?!? There are rumors of a baby being involved but that is about all I know going in. Chris Klemmer called me out last night questioning how serious I am about today?!?!? I am not gonna stand for this slander and had to respond. Because I am freaking hyped for today!...

I don’t know how we got to this point. But somehow, for some reason, people keep bringing up Cooper Flagg coming back to Duke. It makes absolutely no sense. There’s no world where Cooper Flagg should or would come back to Duke. I see the latest argument is the teams who will have the No. Yeah, that’s going to change in a year? I see people bringing up NIL. Sure, he could make a lot of NIL money....

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It led the show today and it was worthy of a lengthy discussion. Brandon confirmed that he was also going to retire dainty mode. Probably for the best after finding this out. Catch the full Yak here:

Maybe they’ll care more catching a dinner reservation thanvoting to rename steaks. But apparently in Serbia, instead of filibustering, members of parliament just throw smoke bombs at the opposition. A genius move if you ask me. The plan is foolproof. There’s a lot of pissed off Serbians these days. I imagine most Serbians wake up pissed off regardless of the political climate. But right now, Serbian’s are directing their piss at politicians....

If you had cuts of meat on your “What we will rename to save America next?” bingo card, then congratulations. Go ahead and cross off your square. The liberal elitist New York Strip is OUT. Texas Strip Steaks are IN. When Donald Trump first renamed the water, we all placed our bets on what America would rename next. Most people had their money on New Mexico. New America was the logical follow up to the Gulf of America....

ESPECIALLY if there’s an HBO camera crew following you around capturing your every move. The most yards of all time including the regular and post season. The most rushing touchdowns of 60+ yards in a single season. And was the main reason why the Philadelphia Eagles went on to become Super Bowl LIX champions. Sure, he may not have had a massive game in the Super Bowl. But everything he did leading up to that game?...

Truth be told, I know next to nothing about Virginia DB Jonas Sanker. Somehow I ended up missing all of their games. But it looks like Jonas Sanker is projected to go somewhere around the 4th round of the draft. And that reason was to double-check they grab Jonas Sanker before any other team has the chance to. Who knows if Jonas Sanker can actually help the Eagles on the field....

In the game of basketball, everyone loves a game winning shot. But what about a game winning defensive play? Say, a game winning steal on the road? I mean the man has 11 games of 5+ steals for crying out loud. The next closest guy is 4. The dude is arguably 2nd or 3rd in the DPOY race, he’s ridiculous. Make contact for me one time! Once that happened, it was advantage Daniels, because Bane no longer has any sort of leverage....

Unfortunately, the worst case scenario is now reality. A torn ACL, season over. Another absolute gut punch to this Mavs fanbase that is already going through hell. Haven’t they suffered enough? God damn the Basketball Gods are ruthless. What does this mean for a potential extension? The whole thing just sucks. You forget, but the Mavs were the 4 seed before Luka got traded. They’re in NBA purgatory which is by far the worst place to be in the NBA....

So this is what it’s like to be on a hunt for a quarterback? Now every day we seem to have some sort of rumor. There was the Stafford trade, which was a real thing, shockingly fell apart for the Giants. Can’t believe we didn’t catch a break. Things have been going so well lately, just assumed we’d get the awesome quarterback. Now it’s trade up to number 1 overall to draft Cam Ward....