Congratulations To Sydney Sweeney on Her Brand New Dog!

I really love dogs. I have two of them myself. Two weeks ago I forked over +$6K USD to get one of them a new ACL. Have you ever had to take care of a dog after surgery? It’s like having a newborn baby. Meaning you’ll have to pay another +$6K USD to redo the surgery. So technically it’s probably harder than having a newborn kid. But I didn’t even mind....

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 190 words · Michael Irwin

Disgusting

All together, the cost of these various impermissible benefits added up to an approximate total of $10,736. Now to be fair this all stems back to 2021. Might as well add a trip to Myrtle Beach in here because that’s basically all it is. Oh and don’t forget the disgusting act of taking pictures of recruits in Times Square? I just can’t get over how stupid this all is. This is decent violations too....

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 209 words · Francisco Johnson

Florence Pugh Wore A Semi-Nude Dress To The Thunderbolts* Premiere, So Let's Reflect On Some Of Her Best Fashionable Fits

Marvel had their big premiere for ‘Thunderbolts*’ last night and the reviews are looking pretty damn good! The anti-hero getting praised the most so far is #1 internet chef Florence Pugh as Yelena Belova. So let’s spend a little time to celebrate her skills some more today. Acting, fashion, cooking, silly goose pranks, our chaotic queen can do it all. And not give a single solitary fuck whilst doing it....

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 111 words · Michael Chavez

Game Notes Playoff Pandemonium

Murls also dishes out picks for the next couple of nights.

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 11 words · Jason Harris

Good News for Will Campbell Fans: Study Proves That (O-Lineman Arm Length) Size Doesn't Matter. It's Science.

It’s pretty clear by now that Will Campbell is coming to New England with the No. 4 pick tomorrow to protect Drake Maye’s invaluable backside for the next 10 years or so. Or a Cordyceps Brain Infection taking over the Patriots war room. So it would appear the die is cast. And will continue to be, even after he’s drafted. Especially one particularly wise, astute and disarmingly handsome Patriots draft expert....

April 23, 2025 · 2 min · 272 words · Christopher Carroll

Jerry Jones Has No Other Choice But To Fight Nico Harrison After He Made His Wife Cry With The Luka Trade

Jerry Jones is 82-years-old. He’s probably not itching to get into any physical altercations at this stage in his life. It should have been on sight from that exact moment. That was his close, personal friend and his wife’s favorite player.

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 41 words · Wendy Strong

Kevin Gates vs LeBron James: After Telling LeBron He Doesn't Like The Way His Wife Savannah Looks at Him, Kevin Gates Sat Courtside at Lakers Game With Brittany Renner

I didn’t know he was Lakers fan like that. Some people might argue Tenacious D is the best musical artist in that picture. I personally love the musical stylings of Kevin Gates. I’ll typically go on a 2-3 day long Kevin Gates music binge once every few months. He’s low-key one of the best rappers going. He’s got an original sound. There aren’t many rappers whose music is as immediately identifiable as Kevin Gates....

April 23, 2025 · 2 min · 414 words · Zachary Clark

Lorde Teased A Pop Up In Washington Square Park, Police Told Everyone To Leave, Then Lorde Showed Up Anyway

The place absolutely flooded with fans until the police showed up and told everyone to BREAK IT UP! SHE SHOWED UP ANYWAY!!!!! Now, there are a few options here. Option 2 - this is all a big publicity stunt. The whole thing itself has me asking, “what was that?” My eyes are OPEN. Either way, exciting stuff! If you’re a big enough fan, you never leave. They might just show up for you, too....

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 74 words · Adrian Miller

MASN Released A State Of The Art Streaming Service For Fans To Stream O's And Nats Games But Mistakingly Charged Some Fans $8,999 Instead Of $89.99

Orioles and Nationals fans, rejoice! In the year 2025 you are now able to stream your teams games LIVE! Announcing this the morning after a 24-2 loss just cracks me up. We’re finally breaking into the real world here! Turns out some folks who signed up for the yearly price had their cards charged for $8,999. Who would have thought decimals matter so much? Just seems like simple mixup! But man when it rains it pours in Baltimore....

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 134 words · Casey Zimmerman

Matthew Tkachuk Is Back And Better Than Ever

Didnt miss a fucking beat. His first goal back? One of those goals that just makes you go, EWWWW. He steps onto the ice and the whole vibe changes. Hes a fucking SAVAGE out there. And then he tops it off by lighting the lamp. Didnt even make a run at hide it. Just walked up and did it like it was part of his shift. Thats not just disrespectful, thats savage....

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 190 words · Daniel Garza

Max Domi Scoring A Playoff Overtime Game Winner For The Toronto Maple Leafs Was 30 Years In The Making

Max Domi was born in March of 1995. At the very least, Tie Domi was the greatest and most feared enforcer that Toronto has ever had. Tie Domi spent the final 10 years of his career in Toronto. During that time, Max Domi pretty much great up Maple Leafs Gardens. Getting on the ice at practice. Growing up around some of the greats like Mats Sundin. Going to all the games....

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 105 words · Sarah Johnson

NFL Draft With Todd McShay, Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Playoff Recaps In NHL/NBA + Listener Submitted FAQ's

Plus Ovi is unreal and playoff hockey rules(00:27:22-00:54:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including PFT vs Hank and Nico Harrison does another dumb press conference(00:54:52-01:12:20). We finish the show with listener submitted FAQ’s(02:34:01-02:47:47)

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 31 words · Virginia Branch

PMT 04-23: NFL Draft With Todd McShay, Packers HC Matt LaFleur, Playoff Recaps In NHL/NBA + Listener Submitted FAQ's

Plus Ovi is unreal and playoff hockey rules. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including PFT vs Hank and Nico Harrison does another dumb press conference. We finish the show with listener submitted FAQ’s

April 23, 2025 · 1 min · 31 words · Stephen Weber