Hollywood Is Not Thrilled That Amazon Is In Control Of James Bond

But now that theyre out of the picture, Amazon can do whatever it wants.A TV show about Moneypenny? A prequel about Blofelds teenage years? More 007 game shows? But anything is possible. Amazon is now free to milk the franchise dry. If so, who would you cast as your version of Bond? Perkins immediately shot down the question by answering: No, because fuck Jeff Bezos. …one filmmaker whose name has come up a ton in the rumor mill is Edward Berger....

March 7, 2025 · 2 min · 263 words · Denise Phillips

How Far Into a Disney World Line Would You Have To Be To Not Leave After Someone Shit Themselves?

It’s 97 degrees with 85 percent humidity. The two margaritas from the Mexico pavilion mixed with the heat have formed a nice pounding headache. Likewise, if you just go into the line, you clearly get the hell out of there. But what’s the cutoff point? Not a decision I envy. I would like to speak with the people still waiting in that line without kids, though. What is going on in your brain?...

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 91 words · Suzanne Holland

Jeff Bezos Just Paid $1 Billion for the Exclusive Rights to Turn the 007 Franchise into Hot Garbage

I mean, it may be, just on sheer volume alone. But that doesn’t mean they’ve all been masterpieces. Or even consistently good. The Sean Connery ones are considered the gold standard. And there’s no denying how cool Connery and those devices were. The Roger Moore ones had their moments. And it’s audience. My sons grew up on the video games of the Pierce Brosnan era. And the movies were an upgrade for the most part....

March 7, 2025 · 2 min · 316 words · Aaron Johnson

Juan Soto Says Other Teams Offered Him More Money Than The Mets Before He Ultimately Decided To Sign With The Amazins

At the end of the day, I just want a generational talent entering his prime on my team. Having an owner that will spend a shitload of money on players is important.

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 32 words · Mrs. Peggy Rollins PhD

LeBron James And Stephen A Smith Got Into An All-Time Courtside Dust Up Over Comments About Bronny James

I gotta be honest here…I have no idea how to feel about this one. The initial reaction is naturally to clown on LeBron here. I think everyone in the world besides LeBron understands that Bronny James simply is not an NBA player. On the other hand–it’s still his son. And technically, it’s still his teammate. But he’s still going to be pissed off as a father to hear it. Nothing you’re free to really do about that....

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 156 words · Shannon Foster

Mikko Rantanen Burns The Shit Out Of Carolina And Is On His Way To The Dallas Stars After Signing A New 8-Year, $12M AAV Extension

Until they did… No state income tax wins again! He made Colorado think they’d get laughed out of the negotiating room for even offering $12M. God that has to be such a kick in the dick to Eric Tulsky and the Carolina Hurricanes. I’m not a mathematician. What a move for Dallas, though. This automatically puts them right at the top of the contenders in the Western Conference. Winnipeg is a wagon....

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 185 words · Ashley Harper

Move Over Auburn and Duke, Florida Might Be The Best Team In The Entire Country

Florida now has wins at both Auburn and Alabama, which no one else in the country can say. Plus, Todd Golden is coaching his ass off. Am I crazy in thinking that they have all the pieces needed to win the whole thing? Don’t get me wrong, so does Duke. Other topics discussed on thenewest episode of the Mark Titus Show: Maryland beats Michigan. Is Maryland’s starting 5 good enough to get to the Final Four?...

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 140 words · Scott Wood

Pokemon Scalpers Are a Different Breed

Really wish I could find the original video with the original sound. But I think I got my finger on the pulse of what’s happening here. The man standing in front of the machine (tall, black) was clearly first to arrive. That was never in question. The second man (fat, white) arrived second. He knew from the jump that he didn’t really have a leg to stand on. But it was eating him up inside....

March 7, 2025 · 3 min · 449 words · Jeffery Ray

Rams HC Sean McVay, Jerry O’Connell With A Schefty Sneak Attack, Fyre Fest And More

NFL Cuts are happening and Joey Bosa ends an era for the Chargers franchise. DK wants a trade. College hoops and national sports podcast topics plus Hank still hasnt started fading Big Cats streak. We finish with Fyre Fest of the week

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 42 words · Amy Allen

REVIEW: 'Mickey 17', One Of My Most Anticipated Movies Of The Year, Was A Bit Of A Disappointment

To preface this, I’m a big Bong Joon Ho guy. ‘Parasite’ is a perfect movie and every other Korean-language movie he has made has been incredible. However, this movie is just not what I hoped it would be. As always, I’ll break it down into a pro and con list for you. PROS: The first two acts of the movie are great, specifically the first. Robert Pattinson is having the time of his life and delivers a great performance....

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 200 words · Elizabeth Anderson

Ritz Is Getting A Little Sexy In The Bedroom With Ritz Bits Spicy Queso Sandwich Crackers

I’ve always seen Ritz as more of a buttoned up cracker company. It’s not quite as boring as saltines, but it seemed a bit more proper. For more Snack Boys content, check us out on all our socials

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 38 words · John James

Sad Scenes Last Night At Indian Wells With Nick Kyrgios Leaving The Court In Tears As His Wrist Injury Appears Hellbent On Forcing Him To Retire From The Sport Sooner Rather Than Later

Nick Kyrgios is one of the more interesting “what if” players in tennis history. The man was built to entertain and amaze, which I always appreciated. In short, he was really easy to blog about. He called on the physio before pulling the ripcord and leaving the court. He could be seen shedding tears as the frustration from this injury was pouring out. Sue me, but I feel for the guy....

March 7, 2025 · 1 min · 192 words · Brianna Lopez

Satisfying Story of a Piece of Shit "Nuisance Streamer" Who Might Actually Get What He Deserves (10 Years in a South Korean Prison)

I’ve been loosely following the trials and tribulations of Johnny Somali for a while now. I wrote a blog about this deplorable human back in November. I kind of hate to write it. I’m not sure the last time Johnny has been in America. He was born in Arizona. Went to Arizona state. For some reason he pretends to be Somalian (although Somalia vehemently rejects him). But he’s spent most of his terrible career traveling and streaming in foreign countries....

March 7, 2025 · 3 min · 430 words · Ian Clarke