The Next Powerhouse, Helping Fund Over $10 Million

Yeah, this is the best move Davidson has ever made besides offering Steph Curry a scholarship. We live in a world where GM’s matter in college basketball. If you’re Davidson there’s only one solution here. Get Steph Curry involved. If this lands you 1 decent recruit it’s worth it. Davidson is in the A-10 now. A league that’s stuck in no-man’s land but shouldn’t be a 1-bid league. You grow the Davidson brand and can get some 4-stars there....

March 10, 2025 · 1 min · 131 words · Deborah Sims

The Summit League Forbid Omaha From Beating Up The Conference's Trash Cans, Brought Multiple Of Their Own To Celebrate Making The NCAA Tournament

This is by far the best celebration tradition going in college basketball. They embraced it, everyone embraced it. One of the dumb but awesome things. However, they had to bring their own to the Summit League Tournament No problem! But you don’t say that to a mid-major. They want to win the conference tournament. They don’t want an asterisk. It’s about winning the conference regular season and conference tournament. That matters to teams like this....

March 10, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · Brandon Smith

The Yankees' Worst Fears Are Now Confirmed, Gerrit Cole Needs Tommy John Surgery

Sports are incredibly stupid. As Ibloggedthe other day, there has been terrible fear about the right elbow of Gerrit Cole. What a gut punch. It’s why the Yankees were so aggressive in the offseason in adding a front line SP. The Yankees roster is still fine, but it’s nowhere near good enough to win a World Series. After losing Juan Soto they pivoted to strengthening the pitching staff, both starters and bullpen....

March 10, 2025 · 1 min · 78 words · Amanda Hughes

They Turned The Whales Gay

(Sorry I realized after the fact that this story is a year old. “I thought, oh my gosh, this is incredible. Alex Jones tried to tell us. But if this doesn’t prove Alex Jones right, then I don’t know what will. All we can do is look at the facts. The worldwide population of humpbacks exceeds 100,00 whales. 100% of documented humpback whale sex is gay. You do the math....

March 10, 2025 · 2 min · 270 words · Rodney Barnes

Tim Doyle Became America's Announcer Last Night When He Started Doing Over Math On Air And Willing Points In The Summit League Championship

You know about the streak, everyone knows about the streak. But last night we saw something new, a wrinkle that had to happen at some point. An announcer joining in and helping will an over to hit. That man was Tim Doyle, who is now America’s announcer. It wasn’t just the congrats. He was alerting America what people needed for the over. He mixed in perfectly analyst, friend and someone caught up in the moment of greatness....

March 10, 2025 · 1 min · 125 words · Christine Jones

Timothée Chalamet And Kylie Jenner Are Here To Grow The Great Game Of Tennis

One of my missions on this Earth is to grow the game of tennis. Slowly but surely we’re getting there. No matter how many of you imbeciles tell me it sucks, I will keep pushing forward. It’s a make believe place if we’re being honest. That’s actually where they filmed it. The weather is perfect every single day and the mountains overlook the damn place is magnificent fashion. There’s a reason they call it Tennis Paradise....

March 10, 2025 · 1 min · 174 words · Andrew Williams

Tom Izzo Reflects On The Bad Blood Between Michigan State And Michigan On Senior Day In East Lansing

On today’s Pardon My Take… TOM IZZO! It is no secret that Michigan State and Michigan dislike each other. Tradition is tradition, and you have to respect that. But on the flip side, is it the responsibility of a team’s arch rival to remember that? Ehhh, I see it both ways. What did Hall of Famer Tom Izzo think about this beef that took place over the weekend? We were fortunate enough to get his thoughts on today’s show....

March 10, 2025 · 1 min · 106 words · Thomas Garcia

Track Star That Hit Other Runner In Head With Baton Is Asking Everyone To Feel Bad For Her As It Was Clearly An Accident (It Wasn't)

I would assume they have happened before, but this is a method of assault new to me. This may be new to me, but that’s as clean-cut as it gets in terms of intent. Arms while running do not move like that. There is no possibility that was an accident. you oughta have a better excuse than that. It’s been 24+ hours and that’s the best you could come up with?...

March 10, 2025 · 1 min · 124 words · James Howard

You Know Nico Harrison Is Still The Most Hated Person In Dallas After A "Fire Nico" Chant Broke Out At A Local Medieval Times

First of all, yes I know that is closer to an organized whimper than a chant. There are only two things I think about when I go to Medieval Times: 1. How I am going to DESTROY the tomato soup and chicken that I can eat like a savage. Obviously that delicious food unites all of us commoners in the galleys. Never, and I mean NEVER, do you chant in unison with an opposing faction in Medieval Times....

March 10, 2025 · 1 min · 96 words · Michael Williams

886!!!! ONLY 9 AWAY!!! SINGLE DIGITS!!!!!

CRY ABOUT IT DARREN PANG!!!! LET ME DRINK YOUR TEARS DARREN PANG!!!! 9 AWAY!!!!!! The fucking best, man.

March 9, 2025 · 1 min · 18 words · April Patrick DDS

A Watershed Moment Occurred Today At A College Baseball Game, When A Camerman Caught A Smoke Taking Pics Of Her Ass

So for those people, your boy’s got you. Remember a few years ago when a cameramanfinallycaught footage of a killer whale killing a shark? It had never been caught on video before and it was a rare, landmark event? I feel like this is one of those times. A “watershed” moment if you will. But we have never known how the sausage was made. Asking girls to send you a pic is a creep ball move....

March 9, 2025 · 1 min · 174 words · James Rodriguez

Dear NCAA Selection Committee: The Indiana Hoosiers Are Officially Back And Ready To Go Dancing

Trey Galloway, you handsome son of a bitch! Turning into prime Steph Curry for one possession. That shot gave me an out of body experience. I couldn’t believe he was pulling up from that deep, but the shot went in! Post all the wiggle dicking Tik Tok dances you want. I will never say another bad thing about you as long as I live. The way that slog of a game was going, I was ready to completely abandon all hope....

March 9, 2025 · 2 min · 214 words · Mrs. Yesenia Serrano DDS

Drake's Mascot Is The Star Of Championship Week (Team Is Also One Of The More Ridiculous Stories In The Sport This Year)

Well today Drake’s mascot became the star. Dude was sound asleep moments after they showed him like this: Why’s he wearing a tie? Because he’s dressed like first year head coach Ben McCollum Nailed it. We need Griff at the NCAA Tournament. Guy has his own chair, tie, outfit changes, everything. 30 wins, including wins over Vandy, Kansas State and FAU. The 3 losses are by a combined 13 points....

March 9, 2025 · 1 min · 91 words · Brittany Underwood