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In 1988 in Dublin, Ireland, a statue was unveiled. It was a statue of Molly Malone. She wheeled around her big wooden cart and sold cockles and mussels. There are no mentions of her double-D breasts in the song. Giving Molly Malone cannons was an artistic choice. But allegedly that’s not the case at all. According to the artist, in 17th century Dublin, public breastfeeding was all the rage. In 17th century Dublin, titties were “popped out all over the place”....

Uhhhhh hey, Daryl. No fucking shit, pal. It’s been a decade at this point, and Sixers fans have tried everything. They’ve tried to be patient and supportive. So Sixers fans sat back and put their blind faith and loyalty into this organization. They sat back and watched this organization give out a max contract to Tobias Harris. They watched as the James Harden experiment crashed and burned. They watched as Joel Embiid suffered injury after injury after injury....

“The Bruins and the player had agreed on term. And it just didn’t happen. The Bruins owed Marchand more than Marchand owed the Bruins. But my god, does it hurt me to my core that Marchand will not retire a Bruin. The fucking Florida Panthers. And for the people who are like ‘Oh Marina! Stop being so emotional! He was an aging player on the decline!’ Especially since the return was being hindered anyways due to his injury....

I have written on here before about the cost of underwear, specifically men’s underwear. It’s borderline insane how much it costs to buy drawers now a days. So when I saw this article I was astounded. $13,000 for UNDERWEAR ? So many fucking questions. Shopping for underwear for your coworker, my God I can’t believe these people exist. How is this possible? Now let’s talk about the cost. 13 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS!...

NFL Free Agency has finally arrived and a ton of moves happened over the weekend (00:00:00-00:10:31). We talk College Hoops and NBA plus Stephen A Smith vs Lebron (00:30:26-00:44:03). Who’s back of the week including baseball injuries and Skip and Stephen A (00:44:03-00:53:58). We finish with a Monday Reading (01:22:56-01:33:02).

I know typically I spend this month talking about college basketball, but I got a little caught up. I’d take that as a runner-up prize. I’ll go ahead and say Davante Adams is a better option than that. Geno Smith gone, DK gone, Lockett gone. It’s basically JSN and Kenneth Walker left there. Don’t hate the moves, just weird to see an NFL team blow it up like they are....

You know what’s better than a 3rd, 7th, 6th, and 4th round pick? A 5 time Pro Bowl left tackle. WE HAVE A PRO BOWL LEFT TACKLE TO PROTECT JAYDEN!!!! I cannot believe this trade happened for us!!! First off, what are the Texans doing? Geeze Louise, pray for CJ Stroud. But thank you Texans and thank you Adam Peters for being the absolute best GM ever. Bringing in Tunsil is just another fantastic and necessary addition for the squad....

You may be wondering what the two heads of lettuce were for? I know what youre thinking… how could it get more chaotic than that? Welp, fast forward to Friday - Brandon Walkers funeral. It was not only Brandons funeral but the funeral of two coworkers relationship. It was truly incredible to watch!

We already have McDonald’s bringing back the Snack Wrap and Rockstar pumping out a new GTA. Why not make it a holy trinity of comeback greatness? Bringing back the KFC potato wedges is the most important thing Floridians can do for Americans and America itself.

For anyone who isn’t tapped in, 22 on Syracuse is Joey Spallina. He transferred to Syracuse from Princeton, so we know he’s a smart kid. We obviously know Sam English is a great lacrosse player. But after this play, it seems like he has a big time career ahead of him in acting. The crazy part about it is that it was so close to being snuffed out right away....

The NFL Combine is complete and we’re firmly in the NFL off-season. The rumors are flying and I’ve got a new mock draft for you.Here is 1.0 for reference. They give up a future 3rd in the deal too. So this is basically a tax. With Deshaun Watson’s achillies injury, they are without an appealing option at QB. Ward is a dynamic playmaker that could instantly provide an upgrade over Jameis Winston and Dorian Thompson-Robinson....

But the city says it runs afoul of building permit requirements and has pursued criminal charges against him. It’s nice to see the city of Los Angeles has its priorities straight. It’s not like they have anything bigger to be concerned about. You ever sit back and wonder why regular people hate politicians and bureaucrats? Were talking Halle Berry-level celeb sightings here up the wazoo. And thus began a legal saga more absurd than the “Treehouse of Horror” itself....

I’d put more clips in but Twitter is broken, again. So we get Instagram and the one clip I keep seeing over and over again. Dan Hurley talking about 50% of his roster (or more) is considering going in the portal. I don’t know man, I get it but I’m also skeptical. That seems to be the most fair across the board. I don’t even think Hurley is necessarily complaining here either....