I drunk it before it was Christmas f–king Eve.
Ozzy…join the club my friend.
You think the you’re the only guy who needs booze to get through the holidays?
You think you’re the only one who’s hypersensitive to every move their family makes?
The only guy who dreads forced family fun?
That’s what being an adult around the holidays is all about - misery.
A gentle reminder that family is best enjoyed at a distance…and in doses.
Otherwise you may end up slamming twenty eight GALLONS of alcohol before the clock strikes midnight on Christmas eve.
I also love how Ozzy STILL isn’t sober… “I’m lucky my wife kicked my butt, obviously.
She would f–king make life so difficult.
Like with marijuana, she’ll f–kin' find it and get rid of it.”
“I went to a doctor recently and started to have this ketamine, he continued.
He put a tiny bit in me, but that was enough to spark me.
That thing came back and weighted my brain.”
Jesus Christ man, give it a rest.
You’ve been getting debilitatingly fucked up for sixty years maybe it’s time to hang em up.
Then again, at this point, you may as well keep going.
So drink up and enjoy your remaining years, Ozzy.
You’ve earned it.
Now here’s my favorite Ozzy clip of all time.
