Listen I want to make one thing abundantly clear to Oregon fans: I come in peace.
Consider this my Welcome Speech into the Big 10.
But while I have you here, I also want to give you a friendly warning.
Lions do not concern themselves with lame Ducks.
But I certainly learned about it this week.
Trying to insert himself into 100 year old rivalries in the Big Ten?
Even Ray Charles could see that.
But I really didn’t have an issue with it.
A big fat Zero.
Because the next thing you know, I had hundreds of Ducks fans quacking in my ear.
And misidentifying (classic Libs) their media members!
Listen Jackson Naugle, I am sorry…..that you don’t understand sarcasm you fucking moron.
Is this really what we’re bringing into the Big 10?
It’s “light a fire under his team’s ass” you fucking idiot.
Or do you think Dan Lanning is going to douse his players in gasoline and literally set them ablaze?
I legitimately don’t know if I can be in a conference with such dumb human beings.
What happened to the Big 10 being the best and the brightest?
Buddy this here is the Big Ten.
Here at Ohio State, we don’t hang banners for Week 2 non-conference victories.
Legitimate question before I go though: what DO Oregon fans brag about?
I will give them one thing though: they do have an exquisite wardrobe!
