Every so often we need a story so ridiculous that everyone assumes it’s fake.
Gotta verify it’s not a Centel or Athletic+ or any of those fake stories out there.
That is until you see Woody Johnson and the Jets involved.
First off, we need a full list of players that the Jets used Madden to evaluate.
It would make a lot more sense for some of these guys.
Second, need to know the analytics here.
What’s the number that Woody Johnson is looking for when it comes to Madden ratings.
It’s gotta be hell working for the Jets.
You know you’re stuck in hell with a team that will never win no matter what.
Not even that, his son, again named BRICK, is running around citing Madden stats.
Imagine someone, anyone named Brick arguing with you.
But as a non-Jets fan, the NFL needs this team.
We need a franchise that is always destined to be in hell.
This is just another story to them, business as usual.
Imagine being Jeudy’s agent here too.
Do you call Madden at that point?
Do you make a big fuss and talk about how the ratings cost you a move?
Or do you celebrate (before ending up in Cleveland)?
Only the Jets, man.
I almost want to feel bad for their fans but you know what you signed up for.
