Noah Lyles did the impossible this summer.
But you’d think winning the 100m dash at the Paris Olympics would only improve Lyles stock.
Then he got butt hurt about being invited to an Anthony Edwards Shoe event.
Then he called LeBron James mom a dumb bitch.
Or something along those lines.
Noah Lyles declined the offer.
Which was a smart move by Noah Lyles.
But for some reason, Noah Lyles did accept a challenge from YouTube streamer IShowSpeed.
I also see him pop up on my Twitter feed barking like a dog from time to time.
For some reason that’s the guy who Noah Lyles decided to race.
So for that reason alone I suppose the race was worth his time.
I’m sure $100k is a lot to him.
It’s not like he’s makinganywhere remotely closeto NBA money.
You’re never going to come out looking great.
For one, the internet has already decided that they don’t like you.
So no matter what, they’re going to paint it like you “almost lost”.
And if you do insist on accepting a race, stop letting these people shorten the distance.
For some reason, you start races slow as shit.
You’re playing right into their hands.
What you need more than anything is a new PR team.
Stop racing people Noah.
You’re going to fuck around and accidentally lose.
And the whole internet is going to dunk on you (sorry for the basketball term) once again.
