Ohio State's Brutus The Buckeye Statue Was Viciously Attacked On Saturday Night And Indiana And Michigan Fans Are The Top Suspects

Who the fuck was it?

Ohio has the Death Penalty, right?

Forget the Ohio State Police working on this case.

I want this fixed IMMEDIATELY.

Now, the question is this, who did it?

But we fucked up, and now we need to figure out who got us.

The only problem was that we were still Ohio State and they were still James Madison.

And while it’s tough to beat a team 30 straight times, we found a way.

And it embarrassed Indiana fans and SHOULD keep them out of the playoff.

So I get why they’d be mad.

Suspect #2 - Michigan Fans

This is my most likely scenario.

Either way, if this was Michigan fans, I do tip my cap.

I love the hatred of the rivalry.

I’m praying for the person who did its sake that they weren’t an OSU student.

You’re no longer welcomed as a Buckeye.

And that’s 1000x worse than going to jail.