Insert that Michael Scott meme here where he yells “No!

Realign our conferences if you must.

Pay 18 year old kids that have never played a down if you have to.

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But can we c’mon keep Ohio Stadium and our iconic, traditional uniforms sacred?

Not every single thing needs to be about money these days.

Besides, Ohio State football brings in approximately a billion dollars a year.

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Get rid of Field Hockey and Water Polo before touching these perfect uniforms.

My god, something starts tingling in my loins every time I see these classics.

Shut the fuck up, Jake B!

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How about Integrity and Honesty Field, you lying, stealing, cheating piece of shit.

But chipping Jake B is not the point of this blog.

The point of this blog is have we crossed the point of no return in college football?

Or is this the new way of life?

kindly God, no.

Jump off a ledge?)