Welcome to October in South Philadelphia, ladies and gentlemen.
“But but but how are the Phillies going to handle this layoff?”
You think Kyle Schwarber gives a shit about any of that?
Kyle Schwarber told this dork to take his ghost fork and shove it straight up his ass.
Postseason baseball has officially begun with the first leadoff Schwarbomb of the month.
Wild card was a great warmup, but now the big boys are here to play.
Don’t want to get moon shotted to death?
Have fun with that.
