Super Bowl Opening Night is one of the most unhinged things the NFL does on an annual basis.
Here you are getting ready for the biggest game of the year.
Alshon Jeffery knew that we completely lost the plot of Super Bowl Opening Night in 2017/18.
Like Ochocinco coming out of nowhere to give Nick Sirianni a quick little smooch on the noggin.
What is the relationship between Ochocinco and Nick Sirianni?
Honestly, I have no idea.
A quick search on wikipedia would tell you that they’ve never crossed paths professionally at any point.
And you hear Nick Sirianni say he could never even get Ochocinco’s phone number.
Imagine not being able to get a guy’s number, but still getting a tender little forehead smooch?
Not bad for Coach.
“Sounds like a DNA thing” is diabolical here.
Jalen Hurts just destroyed this poor man’s entire bloodline.
His family lineage have all been outed as absolute uggos.
Gross, disgusting creatures who have suffered from looking like ass through multiple generations.
Finding out they just refer to is as a QB sneak is probably a fantastic loophole, though.
Primarily allowing Saquon Barkley to walk out of the building and straight down to Philadelphia.
But it’s no hard feelings for Saquon Barkley.
