Break off a monster 70-yard run on the first play from scrimmage?
Reverse hurdle over a defender?
Set a new career high?

One of those things being how many times he gets “randomly” selected for a drug test.
Which then brought this story into the fold.
You know how every rectangle isn’t a square, but every square is a rectangle?

Well not every piss is a shit, but every shit is a piss.
At some point you should probably stand there and realize it’s not worth it.
Something tells me this dude wanted to watch Saquon pinch off a deuce in the first place.