Break off a monster 70-yard run on the first play from scrimmage?

Reverse hurdle over a defender?

Set a new career high?

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One of those things being how many times he gets “randomly” selected for a drug test.

Which then brought this story into the fold.

You know how every rectangle isn’t a square, but every square is a rectangle?

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Well not every piss is a shit, but every shit is a piss.

At some point you should probably stand there and realize it’s not worth it.

Something tells me this dude wanted to watch Saquon pinch off a deuce in the first place.