It’s Packers Game Day in Brazil.

Woke up today so excited to see the boys out there.

It’s a new year full of hope.

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The dynamic of opening the season in Brazil does have my head spinning though.

Honestly how does this happen?

Is it the NFL’s fault?

Is this a Packers traveling secretary botch?

Just rotting in 2 hours of traffic before the game is far from ideal.

That’s a lot of music to play to keep you amped.

You might see a player or two nap.

Someone could tighten up.

Just can’t have this.

“Oh but they’ll have a police escort to the stadium!”

Yeah how you gonna utilize that if there’s a massive traffic jam.

Reading quickly I see the traffic in Brazil is some of the worst on the planet.

If that’s not currently in the gameplan I’d love for it to be recommended.

You mean to tell me, there wasn’t a single hotel in the city closer?

Did we just search hotels in Sao Paulo and pick the first one without looking at a map?

Couldn’t just put both teams in the same one?

I need answers and someone’s head!

This feels like a Big Dom move.

I don’t care for it at all.

If the offense starts slow in the first quarter I have my built in excuse already.

Everything should go smoothly tonight.