it’s possible for you to’t walk around and not believe in elevators.
They are there for a reason.
They are there to make life easier.
I mean I can’t, I have one working Achilles, but others can.
Just take the elevator.
Then again, this is Mack Hollins:
He’s a weird dude for sure.
But I can’t get over the not taking an elevator.
Elevators are one of the best inventions out there.
You want to haul luggage up a bunch of stairs?
I don’t think so.
Sure, the fear or getting stuck in there is alive.
Establish a pee corner.
But it makes life easier.
Just take the elevator.
This also reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg bit about escalators:
Look, just take the elevator.
I don’t know what to tell you.
It’s there for a reason.