it’s possible for you to’t walk around and not believe in elevators.

They are there for a reason.

They are there to make life easier.

I mean I can’t, I have one working Achilles, but others can.

Just take the elevator.

Then again, this is Mack Hollins:

He’s a weird dude for sure.

But I can’t get over the not taking an elevator.

Elevators are one of the best inventions out there.

You want to haul luggage up a bunch of stairs?

I don’t think so.

Sure, the fear or getting stuck in there is alive.

Establish a pee corner.

But it makes life easier.

Just take the elevator.

This also reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg bit about escalators:

Look, just take the elevator.

I don’t know what to tell you.

It’s there for a reason.