Rico just blogged hissupport of Jessica Chastain’s feud with JetBlue.
I also like Jessica Chastain, a woman who makes the case that gingers can be attractive after all.
Even though the vast majority of us look like victims of some chemical reaction to chlorinated pools.
And so, I shallI mustoppose Rico’s take.
Jess, your quarrel with JetBlue is utterly preposterous.
I don’t care that you found Bin Laden; someone was going to find him.
She says it was a six-hour flight, so she’s probably flying New York to LA.
Even removing them from a dishwasher is a recipe for decapitating bowl from stem.
We also know you have a TrueBlue account.
It’s just… JetBlue’s run-of-the-mill loyalty program.
The one you get by signing up with an email and a password.
Akin to Delta’s Skymiles, United’s Mileage Plus, American’s AAdvantage, etc.
Accidents happen, Jessica.
You say you paid $1500 for the in-flight entertainment system.
You paid $1500 to be transported across the country in a plane.
The meal service, the drinks, and the in-flight entertainment system are all accoutrement!
They are garnishes to enrich the flight, but they arenotguaranteed.
THAT is what you get for your $1500.
Plus a more comfortable seat since you paid up for first class.
Because I fly often and I can’t rely on the in-flight systems NOT TO BREAK!
I can’t even remember the last time I actually watched a movie on the in-flight.
I certainly never have the fucking adapter I need for my Bluetooth headphones to connect to it.
And the ones they give you are from 2006 and make my ears sweat before takeoff.
With all that said, Jessica Chastain can fly next to me any day of the week.
So long as her husband isn’t there too.
