So quick little context here.
I have a 9-month-old daughter at home, so I’ve been watching a ton of Disney+ lately.
A lot of Bluey, Mikey Mouse Clubhouse, all the sing-a-long movies like Moana and Encanto.
Now credit to Disney, they’ve put out a ton of elite characters throughout the years.
Icons and legends galore.
I mean this dude was wheeling around chicks left and right.
They didn’t call him the Minnesota Miracle Man for no reason.
First up, he starts railing the shit out of Charlie’s mom in the original.
And credit to Mrs. Conway.
She must have been an absolute demon in the sack.
After winning a PeeWee State Championship, Gordon Bombay gets a quick stint in the minors in D2.
Now it’s not like he’s wheeling around 10’s in the NHL or anything.
Doesn’t matter though, Bombay was still laying pipe like he was in the steamfitters union.
Team Iceland’s trainer.
You want to talk about rockets?
Iceland’s trainer was one of one.
A certified Hall of Famer.
It’s because they gave him shit for hooking up with probably the biggest weapon in Disney history.
Clearly they just didn’t get it.
You know they went home together after Wolf “The Dentist” Stansson hacked Bombay in the knee.
She went over “just to help”.
And sure, we don’t see a ton out of Bombay in D3: The Mighty Ducks.
But how do you think the whole team was able to go to Eden Hall on scholarship?
Bombay and that dick were working overtime, baby.
