“I had to insure my most valuable assets,” Cannon said with a laugh.
This original story is about a month old, but Nick Cannon addressed it again yesterday.
And this is the first I’m hearing of it.
You hear about celebrities and athletes taking out insurance policies on their bodies all the time.
Usually they make perfect sense.
In 2006, David Beckham insured his legs for $140 million.
Hence a large insurance policy.
Nick Cannon’s ex-wife Mariah Carey has a $35 million policy on her voice.
She makes money singing.
If she can’t sing, she’s not able to make that money.
But for what purpose Nick Cannon insuring his balls?
He’s not losing out on any money though is he?
Aside from medical bills?
Is a ballsless Nick Cannon not worth as much to Hollywood as a fully balled Nick Cannon is?
Does Nick Cannon profit off of every child?
Actually that plast art is probably true.
I guess that part doesn’t even matter though.
Also this particular insurance policy is taken out through “Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care products”.
So the whole thing is more or less an ad deal.
But allegedly the policy is real.
I really wish they provided more detail on this insurance policy.
I have several questions about the specifics of it.
Obviously if he loses his balls completely, he cashes in.
But what if someone kicks him in the balls, and it slightly damages his sperm count?
What if he just loses one balls?
What if he gets testicular cancer?
What if in 5 years he naturally becomes sterile?
Does he cash in on all of that?
Remember the golfer Anthony Kim?
Well he ended up having multiple surgeries and stepped away from the game entirely.
Then he ended up joining the LIV Tour down the road.
I wonder if Dr. Squatch would consider letting me take out a balls insurance policy.
I love my balls and all, but $10M is a lot of money.
And losing both balls doesn’t mean your sex life is over.
According to Google I could still get hard.
I’d just need a lot of testosterone replacement therapy.
And I’d have no pesky balls to deal with anymore.
It’d be a win-win.
Something to consider there.
