Were eight weeks into the NFL season, and the shit is really starting to linger.
Turns out, its his nickname for his shitsand thats exactly what this football team is: pure shit.
But then I remember Im a Dolphins fan, and Ive lived through far worse.
If Im still standing after decades of soul-crushing seasons, Mintzy will be just fine.
Tennessee Titans
This team is swamp ass, plain and simple.
The only reason they arent higher on this list is that they somehow managed to beat the Miami Dolphins.
The Titans are so bad, they could convince an American to watch soccer on Sundays instead.
Youve got to wonder if they regret firing Mike Vrabel now.
Ive officially hit my breaking point.
From this moment forward, my mouth is sealed.
Im out until further notice.
No more believing, no more hype.
Ive reached my limit with this pathetic excuse for an NFL team.
New York Jets
Thank God the Jets suck.
Seriously, the Dolphins are shit, but the Jets?
Oh my Lord, you guys are on another level.
Even the Dolphins beat the Patriotswith SNOOP HUNTLEY, LOL!
Watching the Jets lose is one of lifes purest joys.
Sorry, not sorry.
The New York Jets are SHIT.
Carolina Panthers
I dont even know what to say anymore.
I genuinely feel bad for anyone who still supports this team.
That, my friends, is the Carolina Panthers.
Absolute, rock-solid shit.
