After watching Sunday Night Football, I think its time to start a Shitty Games of the Week ranking.
I honestly dont understand why the NFL cant get these primetime matchups right.
But thats a rant for another daytoday is all about the NFLs shit teams.
Fair warning: a couple of my picks might surprise you.
These rankings arent based on records; theyre based purely on the eye test.
And if theres one thing I know, its how to spot a truly shit football team.
Theyre easily one of the most undisciplined football teams Ive ever seen.
This team is a disaster.
Im not letting a one-point fluke win over the San Francisco Fraudiners change my mind.
Arizona, welcome to theWorld of Shit.
Tennessee Titans
Watching the Tennessee Titans play football is like realizing someone you know is actually dumb.
At first, its funnylike, Oh, thats just their thing.
But over time, it hits you: nope, they are genuinely not equipped to function properly.
New England Patriots
Does New England have a quarterback?
Only time will tell.
But one things for surePatriots fans left Gillette Stadium with smiles on their faces.
When your team sucks as much as the Patriots do right now, wins and losses become secondary.
What matters is if theres even a flicker of hope for the future.
It came in the form of Drake Mayea beam of sunlight peeking through a mile-deep pile of shit.
Carolina Panthers
I don’t want to kick a dead cat.
Cleveland Browns
Big Cat might be the smartest idiot Ive ever met.
Some of the things he says are so dumb that they loop around and become brilliant.
Case in point: Deshaun Watson.
Watson is playing so badly that making him stay on the field is practically a punishment.
Its like a prison sentence for his $230M guaranteed heist.
If he could retire tomorrow, he absolutely would.
This contract will go down asthe worstin NFL history.
Until they bench him for Jameis Winston, this team is completely fucked.
Jacksonville Jaguars
And then we get to the Jaguars.
Look, its one thing to look like the worst team in the NFL week after week.
Its another thing entirely when players start telling the media that their teammates are quitting mid-game.
Thats when you know its over.
Theres nothing Jacksonville can do to turn this ship around.
Only time will tell.
