The NFL is truly one of a kind; narratives are born and killed on a week-to-week basis.
Take the Giants, for example.
Fast forward to this week, and they go into Seattle and win the game outright.
Thats why theyre off my shit listfor now.
The shit list is a week-to-week thing, and you never know whos moving up or down.
So, without further ado, here are my Week 5 shit rankings.
Miami Dolphins
When it comes to my shitty rankings, I dont mess around.
Even though the Dolphins are my team, they still belong on the list.
We cant have two touchdowns in three weeks and not make it.
Los Angeles Rams
You gotta feel bad for Matthew Stafford.
If this Rams squad were healthy, I think theyd be one of the best in the league.
Im sure theyll be off it sooner rather than later.
Jacksonville Jaguars
CONGRATS ON YOUR FIRST WIN, JAGS FANS!
Unfortunately, that doesnt change the fact that your team is still shit.
Carolina Panthers
The Panthers have to be the most dysfunctional franchise in the entire NFL.
Watching them attempt to play football takes years off my life.
Thats righttheyll be on this list every single week from now on.
