Alright, its time to piss some people off.
And for the record, youre supposed to be pissed off reading my rankings.
Theres no system I based these rankings onjust my eyes.
So without further ado, I present to you my Week Two power rankings.
Anyone who gets to open their season against Bo Nix and Jacoby Brissett should count their blessings.
Although, I will say Jacoby and the Patriots dont look that bad.
But hey, everyone has to play their schedule, and theyve taken full advantage of their easy start.
Arizona Cardinals
Remember when everyone was calling Marvin Harrison Jr. a bust?
Yeah, me too.
You know what else is funny?
If they keep this up, we might even be talking about a Kyler Murray MVP run.
San Francisco 49ers
You cant win them all.
Despite all the injuries theyve picked up, Im far from concerned about the 49ers.
Detroit Lions
What the Lions did on Sunday was pathetic.
Jared Goff fell apart the entire game.
They had multiple chances to win and blew every single one.
Minnesota Vikings
How ‘bout them Minnesota Vikings?
I mean, holy shit.
I dont think anyone expected this team to start the season 2-0, but here we are.
And shoutout to Sam Darnoldthe guy is slinging the rock right now.
Hats off to him.
Who knows, we might be looking at a potential Comeback Player of the Year.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Bucs are a wagon.
Baker and the boys are cooking.
And you cant talk about the Bucs without mentioning their defense.
Even with their best player out, they still held the Lions to just 16 points at home.
Very impressive, to say the least.
Houston Texans
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Houston is the problem!
In my opinion, CJ Stroud is already a top-5 quarterback in this league.
New Orleans Saints
This team is so good, Mintzys eyes might snap back into place.
Why would he want to watch any game other than the Saints?
Theyre humiliating their opponents.
Sure, the first game was against Carolina, but bullying Dallas the way they did in Dallas?
Buffalo Bills
Fuck you Josh Allen.
Dont get me wrong, theyre a great football team, but the refs absolutely gifted them that game.
