If theyre not on this listlike the New York Jetsyoure likely depressed and preparing for the worst.
LOL, fuck the Jets.
Anyway, let’s get into it.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
LET BAKER COOK!!!
289 yards, four touchdowns, and an 80% completion percentage?
SHITTT, that boy is cold.
Philadelphia Eagles
This was arguably the ugliest win of the week, but hey, a wins a win.
While the Tush Push might be dead, Saquon Barkley is alive and well.
Buffalo Bills
Lets be realthe refs gifted the Bills that game.
How they didnt call pass interference on that fourth down is beyond me.
But if my Aunt had a dick, shed be my uncle.
So, hats off to Buffalo on the comeback win.
See you boys on Thursday night.
Even though they lost at Arrowhead, I couldn’t help but put them on the list.
As long as the Ravens aren’t playing the Chiefs, they’ll be fine.
Miami Dolphins
I’m not going to lie, they had me in the first half.
But that’s why we play four quarters.
Houston Texans
Houston is a problem.
Talk about turning a franchise around overnight!
They are what every bottom-feeder fan dreams of when they go to sleep at night.
DeMeco Ryans might have the second-largest set of balls in the league, right after Mike McDaniel.
Hats off to Houston for pulling out a tough win on the road against a division rival.
Detroit Lions
MONTYYYY!!!
Watching this game took years off my life.
Aside from cashing my lay, the Lions dominated the Rams up front.
Dallas Cowboys
No surprise heremuch like the Dolphins, the Cowboys are the kings of September.
This team could start 13-0, and I wouldn’t be shocked if they lost their first playoff game.
