Now this long-treasured prerogative may be in danger.
The NFL Players Association has been working this year to finally get journalists out of the locker room.
Personally, I’ve never understood the need of getting quotes from the locker room.
It always seemed to me like that was what the post game press conferences were for.
If there’s one thing journalists truly love, it’s access.
Especially when some of them are “straight meat watchers”.
But public shame and ridicule doesn’t work on most journalists, because most journalists are hated enough already.
You want to call them a “straight meat watcher”?
They’ll wear that like a badge of honor.
You want to conduct this interview with David Njoku?
Your ass better be down to your skimpies.
It’s the only way that’s fair.
Obviously there are going to be a few freaks in the media who wouldn’t mind it.
Heck, they might even like it even more that way.
But fair is fair.
You shouldn’t be able to interview a dude in his underwear while you’re wearing a suit.
If you’re cut out for the job, you’ll get down to your boxers with him.
Straight meat watcher or not.
Anyway, that’s just a simple solution from your good pal Jordie.
I see a problem in the world, I just want to try my best to solve it.
It’s in my nature, I suppose.
