I’m not going to sit here and tell you I know what a pool is supposed to be.

It’s supposed to be warm with water, that’s all I got.

I’m not an Olympic swimmer.

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I can’t help it.

I see people competing for the USA, I become an expert on the sport no matter what.

I also think we should win gold in every event no matter what.

Just the way my dumb brain works.

But what I do love is a good conspiracy theory and we got it here.

One of the all-time great US Olympic moments.

A race that’s still talked about because it was that good.

The Phelps reaction, Rowdy Gaines losing his mind, just a perfect Olympic swimming race.

More importantly we beat the French and won gold.

That’s all that matters here.

I will blame every US loss on this.

I know how dumb the conspiracy theory is, but I love it.

It can’t be because we’re slower, it’s the pool that is made to hurt us.