I’m not going to sit here and tell you I know what a pool is supposed to be.
It’s supposed to be warm with water, that’s all I got.
I’m not an Olympic swimmer.

I can’t help it.
I see people competing for the USA, I become an expert on the sport no matter what.
I also think we should win gold in every event no matter what.
Just the way my dumb brain works.
But what I do love is a good conspiracy theory and we got it here.
One of the all-time great US Olympic moments.
A race that’s still talked about because it was that good.
The Phelps reaction, Rowdy Gaines losing his mind, just a perfect Olympic swimming race.
More importantly we beat the French and won gold.
That’s all that matters here.
I will blame every US loss on this.
I know how dumb the conspiracy theory is, but I love it.
It can’t be because we’re slower, it’s the pool that is made to hurt us.