Say it ain’t so, Joe!
You’ve gotta befuckingkidding me.
I thought that they were staying up for days at a time high on life.

Ready to spread the good word of corporate banking on a moments notice.
Turns out they were just hammering lines of adderall like a bunch of middle schoolers snorting up pixie sticks.
Maybe the snorting, but not the abuse.
I survived, somehow, and here we are.
He said he needed something to help him get through the grueling, 90-hour week.
You become dependent on it to work.
This just in: Adderall is addicting.
And I’m not saying that to be a dick, I’m saying it because it’s true.
you might’t plug your body into an outlet every day and expect not to have negative side effects.
Other bankers had similar stories…
I felt that I had to have an edge to make it.
So what did we learn here today?
Have a lovely evening.