Say it ain’t so, Joe!

You’ve gotta befuckingkidding me.

I thought that they were staying up for days at a time high on life.

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Ready to spread the good word of corporate banking on a moments notice.

Turns out they were just hammering lines of adderall like a bunch of middle schoolers snorting up pixie sticks.

Maybe the snorting, but not the abuse.

I survived, somehow, and here we are.

He said he needed something to help him get through the grueling, 90-hour week.

You become dependent on it to work.

This just in: Adderall is addicting.

And I’m not saying that to be a dick, I’m saying it because it’s true.

you might’t plug your body into an outlet every day and expect not to have negative side effects.

Other bankers had similar stories…

I felt that I had to have an edge to make it.

So what did we learn here today?

Have a lovely evening.