You better believe I was clutching myLC Lauren Conrad for KohlsFaux Pearl Necklace when I first saw that video.
Could they not have dipped out like they were grabbing a hot dog & quietly alerted security?
(I truly believe they would have removed this dickhead & kept an eye on the area.)
When I tell you I’ve never been drier in my life than after that phone call.
We’re already in a frenching drought and now this?
I get kicked in the face all night with tiny little feet.
Lo & behold,Crossing Broadcame up with some answers.
Send Bas to Philly?
Brother you basically live there!
Who was donating to this?!
Also the burned cheese hat photo is objectively funny.
He grew up in Pennsylvania.
He knows how Eagles fans are.
It just so happens the belly contains an old guy yelling cunt at his lady the entire game.
You do content for a couple years and you know what sells.
He knew what he was getting on camera was gold.
Hes done vlogs for his channel before.
I wouldnt be shocked if he was planning on doing one from this game.
Again the Eagles fan still a piece of shit.
Theres no denying that.
But letting your girl take that much abuse and not doing anything about it?
That doesnt sit right with me either.
A classic case of Kevin Kinkeads two things can be trueTM theory.
The Eagles fan sucks and Packers content creator is a whore for views.
Now lets get it back to the Eagles.
Overall, despite this unnecessary fucking novel I just wrote, I don’t think it’s that deep.
Again, Pat and I are in big trouble after that phone call.)
