Officers also asked the man about other animals and their locations.
“kindly don’t tell me there’s gerbils anywhere else,” one officer says.
“For your safety, is there a gerbil inside you,” another officer asks the man.
I’ve been the this Roosters about 100 times.
The Roosters on Nike Drive.
Right off Hilliard-Rome in Hilliard, Ohio.
Drank a lot of beers and ate a lot of below average food at that Roosters.
I never really understood why we always had to go there.
There’s a lot of great food in the Columbus area.
I never ventured over to that Petland though.
Never had the pleasure of running into Mr. Pancake.
I don’t love chain pet stores who sell their dogs out of cages.
But I don’t think that was Mr. Pancake’s angle.
Considering he left them there to fend for themselves.
Although I guess to be fair, he didn’t gofullRichard Geer.
Richard Geer had the gerbil all the way up his ass.
And technically the cops were wrong, they were hamsters.
This man went about half-a-Gere.
Maybe even just a quarter-Gere.
Apologies for the misleading headline.
But he still went further than most people go in a lifetime.
He still might be worthy of a plaque in the Richard Gere Museum (iykyk).
Just a whole building of animals to play with.
Maybe it feels kind of awesome.
Who are we to judge?
According to my friend who still lives there, this dude went on a full rampage down Hilliard-Rome.
Sometimes I miss Columbus.
Thoughts and prayers to the Roosters on Nike Drive.
Promise I’ll be back someday.
