But the Bucks didn’t pop champagne bottles.
They weren’t dousing themselves in booze after the win.
So I needed to pivot my take because that’s what all the best bloggers do.
You have to control the story, you don’t want the story to control you.
And now the question that needs to be asked is if the Bucks are a bunch of nerds.
They didn’t even break out a can of soda or nothing.
Like they were throwing a party in the teacher’s lounge or something.
I’m not saying they needed to go nuts and spray champagne all over the place.
you’re able to leave the goggles on the table and just crush the beers like normal humans.
It’s almost more off-putting that they didn’t drink at all.
It’s like what do they have to hide?
Probably the fact that they’re a bunch of losers.
Guys hate to party.
Not a locker room full of dudes.
Probably don’t even shower as a team, and all go into individual stalls with curtains.
What a bunch of losers, man.
