First off, NARC!

What the heck is that?

What, you’re free to’t gamble til 8am without someone telling on you?

Social media ruins everything.

Can guys not even have fun anymore???

You don’t intend to roll dice til 8am, sometimes it just happens.

You’re on a heater and next thing you know the sun is rising.

Besides, Michael Jordan did this basically every day.

So do we want our pro athletes to “Be like Mike” or not?

I get it though- accountability of being a pro athlete and what have you.

But honestly, no schtick, it just sounds like a mistake everyone has made.

If not for social media he’d be in the lineup today.

If he was a teacher he’d just roll in the TV stand and put on a movie.

If he was a pilot he’d just put on cruise control.

Everyone shows up to their job tired, he just so happened to get narc’d on.

So thus ends CJ Abrams' season.

Hope he enjoys the Palm Beach casinos!

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