They’re all in their thirties now and still very close.
They all worked growing up.
A husband and wife own the farm.

My father-in-law bought all his plumbing vans there.
They’re both hard workers.
It takes a lot to run a farm, andA Typical Farmis very successful.

They grow and sell perennials commercially.
It was fucking huge and the kind of thing people look to get rid of, not acquire.
That’s when I ran out immediately and asked him,“What the fuck is that?”

Then he demonstrated it.
It looked like it would either make you very fucking strong or injure you permanently.
He said enthusiastically,“Dad, give it a try.

“I flipped it a few times, and rather than hurt myself, I knew when to stop.
It was an unconventional way of training, but I approved of the acquisition.
He agreed to the terms.
Then he asked if I could let him use an old tire and my 12-pound sledgehammer.
I gave him one of the old tires and let him use my sledgehammer.
He stopped playing soccer and baseball in favor of powerlifting, MMA, and boxing.
That’s when he started competing inSpartan Races.
Dylan competed in his first Spartan Race at 18.
But they’re still an eyesore.
My son married his girlfriend, and they recently bought a house.
Their backyard is beautiful, and one of the first upgrades they made was installing a new vinyl fence.
Along with the plush lawn, their backyard looks incredible!
Much nicer than mine.
I’m gonna ask him when he’s coming for the old, rusted tractor wheel and tire.
He’s 31 now, and he’s been severely domesticated.
He’s no longer flippin' tires.
Instead, he’s flippin' burgers… Have a HOUSE PARTY!