Without Tua at the helm, this team is as dead as my grandfather.

Ive seen this movie before, and I know exactly how this is going to go.

No disrespect to Skylar Thompson, but we cant win with him at QB.

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Jameis Winston

No logical explanation for this, I just love me some Jameis.

Mac Jones

Ugh, the more I write this blog, the more my stomach turns.

How did I get to this point in my life?

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Russel Wilson

Lord Jesus, like save me from this nightmare.

Maybe thats what this team needsa little bit of Jesus in their lives.

Us Dolphin fans simply arent strong enough to lift this curse; we need God.

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Ryan Tannehill

Everyone knows make up sex with an ex isn’t the worst thing in the world.

I’d be cool with bringing good ole Tannehill back to Miami.

AND IT COST US A FIRST ROUND PICK.

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YOU SUCK IN THE BOOTH COME WIN SUPER BOWL NUMBER 8!

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