As he tells this office five thousand times a day, When youre hot, youre hot.
And right now, theres no one hotter than Mintzy.
But this isnt a jealous rant; Im genuinely happy for Mintzy and this legendary streak hes on.

From one gambler to another, youve got to respect the clinic hes putting on.
He even told me he got three people to sign up at a wedding.
So while his unlimited boost strategy might irritate some people, I, for one, respect it.

However, my issue with Mintzy is the lack of sharing with his fellow co-workers.
You see, Ole Miss is coming to The Swamp this Saturday.
They havent lost a game in which DJ Lagway has played the entire time.
All jokes aside, Mintzy, keep firing away, brother.
Youre as hot as they come.