Today is one of those days when I have time.

There isnt a single fanbase I despise more than the New York Knicks.

To be fair, my only encounters with Knicks fans are with New Yorkers who live in Florida.

For anyone unfamiliar, New Yorkers in Florida are the worst form of human life.

Theyre loud, ignorant, cocky (for no reason), and scummy.

Which is why Im writing my personal fuck you to every Knicks fan in this company.

All those Superman pull ups you do can save you from whats coming tonight.

Fuck you, Jenks.

Cheah:

You eat pussy with those glasses on?

Big Ev:

Whats up you pufferfish bitch.

The only thing worse than your picks are your Knicks you crumb bum.

Id tell you to take a hike but we all know you wont do that.

Clem:

Youre one of my dragon guys so I got nothing except fuck you.

Tom Leigh:

Go smoke another pack of newports you degenerate fuck.

Whether its the Rangers, Jets, or Knicks, I own you.

Klemmer:

You deserve to be on this list you fraud fuck.

Which makes you worse than every Knicks fan on this planet.